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Agar WINDOWS Punjabi Main Hoti Tou . . .

Agar WINDOWS Punjabi Main Hoti Tou . . .

SEND = SUTTO

INSERT = PAO

DOWNLOAD = THallE LAO

DELETE = MITTI PAO

RUN = NASO

SEARCH = LABO

ALT CTRL DEL = SYAPA HII MUKAO . . . ;->

Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :

Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :

Finishing the Exam paper and coming out of the examination Hall and then asking a friend --
“ Kaunsa subject tha yaar ?? !!!

A Meaningiful Sentence

A Meaningiful Sentence Written At A Grave-Yard

"As You Are, So We Were,
As We Are, So SHall You Be. . . “

A Silent Msg For All . . .

OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,

OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,
ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,
FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,
ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,
FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,
ASI PURE MOHallE CH WANDI MITHAYI,
FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,
ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,
PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,
YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI... :(

MORAL OF STORY :
APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO... ;->

Are u free now Whn

Are u free now Whn u get time call me.I need 2talk 2u abt somethng personal?

Arabian sea is for sale...SHall we both buy it?:-)

Movies Related to College Life

Movies Related to College Life

Exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Viva == Encounter
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Result == Sadma
Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
KT == Aakhri Rasta

The Devils Challenged

The Devils CHallenged The Angels To A Game Of Cricket.

We Have Got All The Cricketers,

Said The Angels.

Devils : No Problem We Have Got All The Umpires! :-)

Boy: Challte Chalte

Boy: CHallte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???

Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . . ;->

Examination Hall

Examination Hall Main Students Ka Naara . . .

"Ye Baazi Haq Ki Baazi Hy

Ye Baazi Hum Hiii Jeetai''n Ge

Har Jaib Se Pharra Nikle Ga

Tum Kitne Pharray Pharo Ge . . ."

G . A . MICRO ;->

Plz Ignore Mat Kerna.

Plz Ignore Mat Kerna. 0321-6307893

Ye No:100 Khobsurt Or Cute Girls Ko Send Kero

InsHallah Apko 10 Din K Andar 1 Achi

Or

Khobsurt Bhabhi Milay Gi Pakka.

Are U Emotionally Dumbed ?

Are U Emotionally Dumbed ?

Creatively CHallenged ?

Artistically Void ?

Socially Hopeless ???

And

Financially Desprate ....????

Congrates You Are A

PAKISTANI .... ;->

Are U Free Now

Are U Free Now

SHall I Call U ???

Zyada Khush Mat Ho

Aise Hii Kuttay Ki Awaz Sun''ne Ka Dil Ker Rha Hy

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