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Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali





Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
BaHaali






O Mardood Zardari






Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double Sawari


Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,
funny and amazing replies.
But reply me first.













































Kia Haal hai? =P ;)

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )


MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia Haal hota . . ?



A.O.A!

How Are You?

Aapko Ek Good News Suna Dun,

Is Month Ki
29 Ko Meri Mehndi Hai
30 Ko Baarat Jay gi,
31 ko InsHaallah Valima Hoga.

You and Your Family is Invited Dear!


Baray-e-Meherbani

Is Saal Qurbani
Ki KHaalai''n
Khi Stock Exchange (KSE)
k Fund Main Jama
Kara Ker
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil
Kare''n

Frm
KSE 100 Index
KHaal Committee ;->

N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..

Haal To MErA b TErE JEsA hE hy "FArAZ" , ,

BuS FArq SirF ItnA Hy . .

TuMhAiN ApNo0 nE LotA..
HAmAiN GhAiron nE KootA... =P ;->

N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..

Haal To MErA b TErE JEsA hE hy "FArAZ" , ,

BuS FArq SirF ItnA Hy . .

TuMhAiN ApNo0 nE LotA..
HAmAiN GhAiron nE KootA... =P ;->

Kya Btaye''n Tujhy
Mere Dost, Ab k Saal




Ja Rahy Thay Yaado''n
Ko Liye Dil Main SambHaal




Ek Ajnabi Ne Achanak Jo
Rok Ker Kaha







Chal PAPUU Mobile Nikaal

Once There Was A
Hungry Kutta
He Stole A Peice Of
Boti By Chacha Diimu
Shop
Then He Durki Lai &
Reach Ob Th Bridge
Of Naala
He Saw Another Kutta
In Water With Boti
His Thoughts Were
Kuttian Aali
He Maari Jo CHaal Wich
Tey He Lost His Own
Boti

Moral:
Kuttian Aali Socho Gy
Tey Kuttian Aali Howay
Gi ... ;->

Meaning of PAKISTAN

P. Pyaar
A. Aman
K. KhushHaali
I. Insaaf
S. Shaanti
T. Tarakki
A. Aazaad adliya
N. Not available here.

Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly,

Uski chahat k hum pagal deewany nikly,

Jb b usy dil ka Haal sunana chaha,

Honton se Nasibo Lal k gany nikly... ;->

Ghareeb Ghurba,

Becharey,

Miskeen,

Lachaar,

Dukhi,

Pareshaan,

Khasta Haal,

Afsurda

Be-Sharam,

Dukho''n k Maarey

Pareshanio''n Main
Ghirey

Zindagi Se Tung

Udaas

Halaat k Maarey

Dunya k Sataye Huey
Hotey Hyn Wo Log



Jo Mobile Hote huey
Bhi Sms Nahi Kerte ;->