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Son: I Don''t Want

Son: I Don''t Want To Go School Ma!
All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
&
The Kids HATE Me.

Mom:No!
U Should Go, Bcoz U R The

"Principal"

op 8 Reasons

op 8 Reasons
Why Someone Wants
To Be A Doctor ...

1- I HATE 2 Sleep
2- I Lyk 2 Stay In Study 4ever
3- Nobody Can Read My Hand Writing
4- My Father Has Extra Money
5- I''ve Njoyed My Life Enuf
6- I Can''t Live Widout Tension
7- I Wana Pay 4 My Sin In Dis Wrld
8- I Dun Wana Marry B4 35 yrs ... ;->

Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni kHATE ho?

Man: 12

Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.

Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)

Full Form Of Boys...

Full Form Of Boys...
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian NibHATE Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->

"Apni Zindagi Main Ronaq Aur Dolat

"Apni Zindagi Main
Ronaq Aur Dolat
Ka Dher Dekhna
ChaHATE Ho Tou
Apna Zameer Baich
Dalo

Aish-o-Ishrat
Main Raho Ge"

~ Janab-e-Mohtaram
Asif Ali Zardari ~

Agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho

Agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna cHATE ho K..
.
Wo naik serat hai ya nehi, To...
.
Srf itna pta kro k Wo...
.

Star plus tou nahi dekhti. :-D

NON SMOKERS vs Smoker

NON SMOKERS- i HATE cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
.
SMOKER- i too HATE cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
.
Attitude matters... ;->

fat man dr main pa

Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni kHATE ho?

Man: 12

Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.

Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)

full form of boys

Full Form Of Boys...
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian NibHATE Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->

apni zindagi main

"Apni Zindagi Main
Ronaq Aur Dolat
Ka Dher Dekhna
ChaHATE Ho Tou
Apna Zameer Baich
Dalo

Aish-o-Ishrat
Main Raho Ge"

~ Janab-e-Mohtaram
Asif Ali Zardari ~

agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho k

Agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna cHATE ho K..
.
Wo naik serat hai ya nehi, To...
.
Srf itna pta kro k Wo...
.

Star plus tou nahi dekhti. :-D

non smokers vs smoker

NON SMOKERS- i HATE cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
.
SMOKER- i too HATE cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
.
Attitude matters... ;->

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