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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : LaDies First
What Is a kiss? In view of
Geometry:
" Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips!

Economics:
" kiss is that thing for which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!

Physics:
" kiss is the process of charging a human body"

Computer:
" Like a LAN , in which 2 boDies r connected without any DATA CABLE"
Sardar by mistake goes into laDies toilet .

All laDies suddenly stand up !

Sardar : IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI...... BETHO BETHO
Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world''s largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by can''t be heard.
Now may I request the laDies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?"
1 Gang Thi.... wo logo ko mar ke unki dead boDies par ghanti bajati thi... dan wat was their profession .......

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Marketing (MAR-KE-TING)
Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.
One day they decided to go to a jungle.
while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!

JO gets frightened , but SO Dies!!

WHY??
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A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya
on public demand releasing all over Pakistan

"The Return of Phoolan Devi"

Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice

Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi

Script in: USA & UK

Actor: Musharraf

Actoress: Benazir

Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel

Characterless Actors: Chaudharies

Dancer: Sherry Rehman

Action sound track by: MQM

Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda
A father asks peon: How are the stuDies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
Flower Dies,



stories end,



songs fade,



memories r 4goten,


all things come to end,


but precious people like u,



. . . Chipak hi jate hain.
Snacks of Humor . . .

1. You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college,
But don''t expect to be a President going to the Presidency College!

2. Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don''t expect a FOOL at FULLSTOP(.)

3. A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic
Then why not a software engineer become a software?

4. Find keys in a Key board
But do not expect a mother in mother board.

5. Study anything you want and get a certificate in subject of your stuDies
But don''t expect a death certificate studying "Dying and Death." :-|
What Do You Call A Beautiful Woman iN West InDies . . . . ?
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TOURiST . . . ;->
In a pond there are 10 fish,
1 of them Dies,
And the water level of the pond
increases. . . How?




Think








Can''t answer









I Tell U









The other 9 fish are crying ;->