Dies SMS Messages107 messages

All trAgeDies aRe Finished by A deAth
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aNd All cOmeDies by A MARRIAGE.

Two lovers plan 2 commit Suicide.Boy jumped 1st.Gurl closed her eyez n return baq saying love is blind.
Da boy in air opens his Parashute saying Love never Dies

A hUnt3r shoOts

A hUnt3r shoOts At tiGer,bUt SRK Dies.Y????

sOchO sOchO...
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AreY jAn|X

tiGer wAs wAtchin climAx of DEVDAS

Women are confusing…

Women are confusing…
Before marriage they expect a man, after marriage they suspect a man, after he Dies they respect the man.

Women Are Confusing

Women Are Confusing

Before Marriage They Expect A Man

After Marriage They Suspect A Man

Afte He Dies They Respect The Man . . . ;-

Why are the Egyptian

Why are the Egyptian Children confused??????
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Their Daddy Dies n becomes Mummy... Children confused??????
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Their Daddy Dies n becomes Mummy...

Height of bad luck-

Height of bad luck-

A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life n

Dies because of
BIRD FLU

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Once Ther Was

Once Ther Was A Man By Name Bhagwan. A Beautiful Girl
By Name Raani Falls
In Love With Bhagwan. After Few Days Of Their Affair,
Raani Dies. Why??
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Kyonki Woh Bhagwan Ko Pyaari Ho Gayi!!

Customer : Ek Ladies Dress Dekhao

Customer : Ek LaDies Dress Dekhao

Shopkeeper : Sir,

Ap Bivi K Liye Le Rahe Hein

Ya Koi Acha Sa Dikhaoon ?!!!!

Seven Phases Of Life

Seven Phases Of Life

1) StuDies

2) Games

3) Entertainment

4) Love

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Life Ends When Love Starts...!!!

(Promises in Election Campaign)

(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies

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