Chor SMS Messages462 messages

''KASHTI Chli KINARA Chor dia
ASMAN ne SITARA Tur dia
Tu b to Aj tak nai Sudra
Jahan Dekhi DIWAR

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( )_, - - .
L L ,,:
Wahin fawara Chor dia.''
''1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya
ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela Chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 5 thy ab 6 hein.''
''"""wo
aksar
mujh
sy
kaha
karty
thy?


"TUMHAIN
APNA BANA KAR HI ChorENGY."



us
nay
bilkul
aisa
hi
kiya???



""APNA BANAYA
OR

Chor DIYA...''
''1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?



Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.

Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya''
''Usne mujhe rat ko jungle me akele Chor dya faraz.
.
.
.
Ye keh kar k
Pyar kia to darna kia..?''
''Hum ne ki dosti aapse Bohat sochne k bad,

Kuch b na dekha aapko dekhne k Bad,

Duniya Chor deinge
apko Chorne k bad,

ALLAH maaf kare itna Jhot bolne k bad.''
Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ?
Girl: I will think... EK bewakoof Chor, jo car chura sakta tha,sirf stepney le gaya :)
chanda or chokri:
karte the luv Chori Chori ,
eik tha memon eik thi bori ,
larka tha kala larki thi goori ,
so ja puther end ho ggi story
Girl: Main tumhare liye sab kuch Chor doongi

Boy: Maa baap ?

Girl: yes

Boy: Khana Pina?

Girl: Yes

Boy: Apni Dostien

Girl : Yes

Boy : Star Plus

Girl : Mu Shambhal kar bat kar
Agar ap ko bura na lagy,


Mood theek ho,


Time ho pass,


Sab kam Chor k,


Thora ehsas ho to,


Dil mane to,

to

to

aik

(SMILE PLZ)
Assalam-O-Alaikum, Moaziz Dost, Jaisa Ke Aap Sub Janty Hain Ke Mera Muqsad Koi Lambi Chori Taqreer Karna Nahi, Na Hi Me Koi Lambi Chori Kahani Sunany Ja Raha Hoon Kyunk Me Janta Hoon Ke Aaj Kal Waqt Kisi Ke Pas Nahi Hai, Na Hi Aap Ke Pas Lambi Bat Sunany Ka Waqt Hai Aur Na Hi Meray Pas Lambi Bat Sunany Ka, So Matlab Ki Bat Karty Hain,.....I MISs Y0..
1 pathan ka mobile Chori ho gaya.
Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.
Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?
Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..