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3 sardar after exam

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali Chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

Kehdo un pharno walo say

Kehdo un pharno walo say,
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kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
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jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
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utna tu hum choice per Chor dia karty thy

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Oye Hello..!

Ye Harktein Choro,

Chalo Shabash. . .

Neeche utro aur mujhy SMS Karo.!!

''Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui

''Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui Qabr Me Chup Gya
Or Police Sy Bach Gya

Wahi Qareb Sy Sardar Sahib Guzry To Unho Ny Soch K Shayad Log Mayyat Per Matti Dalna Bhol Gaye

Sardar Sahib Ny Fata Fat Matti Dalna Shuro Kia To Chor Bola
Bachao Bachao

Sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti Dalo Is Par To Khuda Ka Aazab Shuro Ho Gya...''

''“Nanhy Chor ki kahani”

''“Nanhy Chor ki kahani”
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Ek dafa ka zikr he Kisi gaon me ek Chor khandan rehta tha un k yahan ek Chor paida hoa,pehly wo choti choti Choriyan karta tha ,phr daky dalny shuru kiye phr…
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Aur aj who ek mulk ka saddar he.
The End''

''Usko dekha to

''Usko dekha to aisa laga ke battery to nikale ga Faraz kyunki wo shakal se hi Chor lagta hai hahahahahahahah loot lia loot lia''

''tune to muje chora

''tune to muje Chora hi nhe sex ke kabil bus kandom dala aur Choru ho gae wah loot lia hahahahahahaa''

''1 chor Police sy

''1 Chor Police sy chupty hue 1 Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya.

Wahi Qareb sy kch pthan guzry to unho ny socha k shyd Log Myyt pr Matti dalna bhol gye fata fat Matti dalna shuro kr di to Chor bola
"Bachao Bachao"

Pthan:"Ooe Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is pr to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya"''

''Na yad tmhari bhulaenge

''Na yad tmhari bhulaenge

Na sath tmhara Chorenge

Na krenge dil se door tmhe

Na dosti tmse tornge

Agr toot b jye ghalti se

to

ELFY laga k joren

''Faqat i$ liye hum ne mehfilon may jana chorr diya MOHSIN....

''Faqat i$ liye hum ne mehfilon may jana Chorr diya MOHSIN....
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K koi pooch he na ley
"Putter tyra result kido aa raya a!''

''Labon ne aajkal muskurana chor dya hy

''Labon ne aajkal muskurana Chor dya hy
Khwabon ne palkon pe aana Chor dya hy
Nahi khulti hai ankh ab to sehri mein
Shayed ap ne peepa bjana Chor diya hy''

''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!

''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!

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Sadqay jaoun jamadarni ko bhi na Chorna ..! :-)''

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