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Bakra eid mubarik

Bakra Eid Mubarak
May ur plate of life be always full of juicy kebabs
& tikkas, topped with the CHUTney of happiness.
With best wishes:-):-):-)

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … CHUTti :-)

Teacher shocked… :

Nazar lagi zamane ki

Naa Jaane Kyn nazar Lagi Zamane Ki,
Ab Wajah Milti Nhi Muskurane Ki

Tumhara Gussa Hona To Jayaz Tha,
Humari Aadat CHUT Gayi Manane Ki.

Love never dies

2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes
& return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his paraCHUTe
saying love never dies.

ha ha ustad se ustaadi

NeEdInG sOmEoNe Is

NeEdInG sOmEoNe Is
LiKe NeEdInG a
PaRaCHUTE ...
If He IsN''t ThErE tHe
FiRsT tImE yOu NeEd
HiM, ChaNcEs ArE yOu
WoN''t Be NeEdInG hIm
AgAiN ... (= ;->

Bakra Eid Mubarik

Bakra Eid Mubarik.

May Ur Plate Of Life Be Always Full Of Juicy Kebabs
& Tikkas, Topped With The CHUTney Of Happiness.

With Best Wishes:-):-):-)

tOdAyz ThOught

[[ tOdAyz ThOught ]]

Minds Are Like ParaCHUTes.

They Only Function

When They Are Open.

Jab ap pAidA huEy

Jab ap pAidA huEy tAb, aAkAsh sE phOoL bArsE,
PariyOn nE jAshAn kiA,
GhEe k diyE jaLayE,
Aur bole
CHALO CHUTKARA TO MILA,
AB DUNYA WAALE BHUGTAINGE... ;->

2 Frnds AapAs

2 Frnds AapAs mei LArte huye...

1 kehtA hy k Tu CHUTiyA hy,
DosrA kehtA hy k Tu CHUTiyA hy...

S.H.O dono ko pAkAr kAr F.I.R kAAt detA hy,
CAse Court mei jAtA hy,
Judge kehtA hy Aj k CAse mei kon CHUTiyA hy ye SAabit hogA
SaAre GAwAhon Or SAbooton ko MAdde-NAzAr rAkhte hue is CAse mei 3 CHUTiye hAin..

1- Ye S.H.O jo CHUTiyApe wALA CAse LAyA..

2- MAin jo CHUTiyon kA FAisLA kArne bethA hon..

3- Yeh CHUTiyA jo CHUTiyApe wALA SMS pArh rAhA
hy...... :p ;->

na akho meinu

na akho meinu ghareeb loko,
merey kol khazana wakhra a,

kitta pyar se baghair license ton,
praya asan jurmana wakhra a,

aithon CHUTtan da dil tey karda nayeen,
yaro aye qaid khana wakhra a,
(self created)

Kahin Ek Masoom Nazuk

Kahin Ek Masoom Nazuk Si Larki
Bohat Khoobsurat Magar Sanwli Si
Mujhay Apnay Khabon Ki Banhon Main Pa Kar
Kabhi Neend Main Muskurati Tu Ho Gi
Us Hi Neend Main Kass Masati Tu Ho Gi
Sirhanay Say Takkya Giraati Tu Ho Gi
Chalo Khatt Lekhain Us Nay Socha Tu Ho Ga
Qalam Hath Say CHUTta Tu Ho Ga
Unglianan Qalam Phir Othati Tu Hoon Gi
Dupatta Kahein Sir Say Sirak Jata Tu Ho Ga
Kai Khowab Seenay Ki Khamoshyon Main
Meri Yaad Say Jhanjhanati Tu Hooon Gi
Kahin K Kahin Paoon Partay Tu Hoon Gi
Kabhi Iqrar Mera Yaad Aya Tu Ho Ga
Kahin Ek Masoom Nazuk Si Larki
Bohat Khoobsurat Magar Sanwli Si

Uqba main bhi milay gi

Uqba main bhi milay gi yehi zindagi *Shakeel*.
Marr kar bhi CHUTh na paayen gai is dard-e-sarr say hum...

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