CHUT SMS Messages40 messages

Sab khaloos baatoun mein sab karam khayalon mein,
Bas zara wafa kam thi terey shaher waloun mein..

Pehli baar nazroun ney chaand boltey dekha,
Hum jawab kya daitey kho gaye sawaloun mein..

Raat teri yaadoun ney dil ko iss tarah chera,
Jaisey koi CHUTki ley naram naram gaaloun mein..

Youn kisi ki aankhoun mein subha tuk they hum,
Jis tarha rahey shabnam phool k piyaloun mein..

Meri aankh k taarey abb na deikh pa''''o gay,
Hum raat k musafir they kho gaye ujaaloun mein..
''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…..
Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain….
Wo Bachiyan Phasana….
Wo Hasna Hasana….
Wo Canteen K Lala Ko CHUTiya Banana….
Teachrz Ki Hatana…
Wo Punishment Milna…..
Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana….
Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana…..
Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na…..
Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain
Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs….
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Yadain Hi Yadain.
''Molvi taqreer krty howy

Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen

ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?

Wo bolo men CHUTu hon kahan bethon?

Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...
''Molvi taqreer krty howy

Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen

ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?

Wo bolo men CHUTu hon kahan bethon?

Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...
''Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K
Write An Essay On
“My Friend”
5 Times. . .
Or Agr Government Student Mistake Kray To Master Subah 8:30 Murga Bnata Hai,Or 2:00 BJAY Kehta Hai K Chalo Ab Dafa Ho Jao CHUTti Ho Gai Hai.
Student Tang AA K Kehta Hai Sir 30 Mints Or Ruk Jain,
Master:KYUN?
Student:Sir [...]''
''Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K
Write An Essay On
“My Friend”
5 Times. . .
Or Agr Government Student Mistake Kray To Master Subah 8:30 Murga Bnata Hai,Or 2:00 BJAY Kehta Hai K Chalo Ab Dafa Ho Jao CHUTti Ho Gai Hai.
Student Tang AA K Kehta Hai Sir 30 Mints Or Ruk Jain,
Master:KYUN?
Student:Sir [...]''
Dada apnay
poatay se:
tmhare teacher
a rahay hen
tm chup jao.
Poata:
pehle ap chup jain
mene ap ki mout
ka bahana bna
kr 2 hafte ki CHUTti li hy
2 lovers plan 2 suicide.
Boy jumped first.
Girl closed her eyes n returnback saying "LOVE IS BLIND"
Boy in the airopened his paraCHUTe saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"
While selling ParaCHUTe: Plane se kudo button dabao aur aap zameen par safely land!
Customer: Agar paraCHUTe na khula to?
Sardaar: Oh ji, paise waapas!
Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun? :)
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :)
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani :)
Shaadi ke baad - CHUTki Ki Amma :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi :)
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen :)
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain :)
Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun?
1 CHUTki Naswaar Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Mere Lal

Pathan K Sar Ka Taj Hoti Hy Ek CHUTki Naswaar

Har Mochi Ki Dukaan Per Aam Hoti Hy Ek CHUTki Naswaar ;->
1 CHUTki

NASWAR

ki qemat tum kya jano

Pathan k sr ka taj hoti hai1 chtki

NASWARH

ar pan ki dukan pe aam hoti hai1 chtki

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Sasti se sasti or mehngi se mehngi hoti hai1 chtki

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Difrent green color main dastiab hoti hai1 chtki

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Har jaga beth kr lagai jasakti hai1 chtki

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Nashe ki shuruat hoti hai1 chtki

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Plastic & rubber band ka sath hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Pathan ki pukar

Khane ko tayyarAur kuch nahin bas1 chtki NASWAR ;->