Before marriage SMS Messages23 messages

Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:
Before marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE

One Good Way To

One Good Way To REDUCE Alcohal Consumption . . .

Before marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r SAD

After Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r HAPPY . . . ;->

One GOOD way to

One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before marriage . . . Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are HAPPY. . . ;->

Before Marriage. .

Before marriage. . .
A Man Yearns For The Woman He Loves. . .
While
After Marriage. . .
The "Y" Becomes Silent. . . ;->

Women are confusing…

Women are confusing…
Before marriage they expect a man, after marriage they suspect a man, after he dies they respect the man.

Women Are Confusing

Women Are Confusing

Before marriage They Expect A Man

After Marriage They Suspect A Man

Afte He Dies They Respect The Man . . . ;-

A Couple Before Marriage

A Couple Before marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ....

Affter Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other

And

A Few Years Latter

Before Marriage

Before marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->

When a Man holds

When a Man holds a Woman''s hand

Before marriage,
ITS LOVE;

After Marriage

Its SELF DEFENCE... ;->

before marriage eve

Before marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->

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