Before marriage SMS Messages23 messages

3 Important Stages Of Life…
Before marriage- ‘MAD For Each Other’
During Marriage- ‘MADE For Other’
After Marriage- ‘MAD Because Of Each Other..
Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202..
Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce Before marriage.
but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives.
!!!!!!!!!!! (QB)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:
Before marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE


Before marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top


Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,


Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”


Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend Before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….
Girl Before marriage looks like, Barbie doll.. After Marriage, Beautiful doll.. After 1 year, Nice doll.. After 2 years, Only doll.. After 3 years, Panadol........
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this Before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p


Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,


Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”