Bacha SMS Messages278 messages

Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
Bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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. Teacher- kyu.?
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the
Teacher: Translate into Urdu.

"She is Kidding"


Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.
Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath
Chara…

Conducter:itna badsoorat Bacha aj tek
nahi Dakha.

African ko bohet Gussa aya…

Sardar:kya hua??

African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he…

Sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu..
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Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.
?3 SaaL K Bachay Ne Pyar Ki Definition Bataai:
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Pyar ??
Pamper Mei Huwe SuSu Ki Tarha Hota Hy.
Jb Ho Jata Hy To Kisi Ko Nazar Nhi Aata,
Bus Khud Ko Hi FeeL Hota Hy..:-
Extreme Kamina Baccha..
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Son:”Papa aapki Luv Marriage hui thi na.. ??
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Dad:”Haa par tumhe kaise pata.. ??
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Son:”Q k Aapki shadi aur meri D.O.B
me sirf 6 mahine ka farq hai..
Ek kanjoos k ghar aag lag gai
Wo apne ghar ko Bacha na saka
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Kyun k wo sari raat fire brigade walo ko....
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Miss call hi karta raha ..!!
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He Nurse Se bola

LIGHT AARAHI HAI?

Nurse: No

Bacha Bola: Oh no

PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun..
Q dil tum se milna chahte hy?
Q dil tum ko dykhana chahta hy?
Q dil tum se bt krna chahta hy?
QK
“Dil to Bacha hy g”
or Bacho ko cartoon pasand hen..
Kia Jalwa Karbala Mein
Dikhaya HUSSAIN Ne
Sajde Mein Ja k Sar
Kataya HUSSAIN Ne
Naize Pe Sar Tha Aur
Zubaan Pr Aayatei?
QURAAN Is Terha
Sunaya HUSSAIN Ne
NANA k DEEN Pe Har
Cheez Waar Dii
Kuch Na Apne Paas
Bachaya HUSSAIN Ne
Kyun AAQA (S.A.W.W) Ko
Na Apne Nawasey Pe
Naaz Ho
Har QAUL
MUSTAFA (S.A.W.W) Ka
Nibhaya HUSSAIN Ne,.

'School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa
Class Teacher se:

Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho,
Thora Main Zor Lagata hun, Umed hy is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega.'
Dr. To Patient's Friend:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Tou
Hum Isey Bacha Lete. . .
Patient's Friend:
Abay,15 Min Pehle Tou Accident
Hua Hy . .
Hum jugnoo thay hum titli thay
Hum rang birangay panchi thay
Kuch mah-o-saal ki jannat mein
MAAN hum dono bhi sanjhi thay

Main chota sa ik Bacha tha
Teri ungli tham k chalta tha
Tu door nazr se hoti thi
Main ansu ansu rota tha

Ik khawbon ka roshan basta
Tu roz mujhay pehnati thi
Jab darta tha main raton ko
Tu apnay sath sulati thi

MAAN tu ne kitnay barson tak
Is phool ko seencha hathon se
Jeevan k gehray bhaidon ko
Main samjha teri baton se

Main tere hath k takiay par
Ab bhi raat ko sota hoon
MAAN! Main chota sa ik Bacha
Teri yaad main ab bhi rota hoon...