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Ae Jaan-e-Jaan Tere Intizaar Main AAnkhain Nam Hyn


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AAnkhain Nam Hain





Aur Saanso''n Main Aag Ab Tak Hai





Aur Kyun Na Ho





Khai Bhi Tou ''''HARI MIRCHI'''' Hai ;->
kajri ne un dono ko dekha aur chaman ko aAnkh maari...
chaman udhar hi ghayal ho gaya....woh "kuuii kuiii" karke uske peeche chala gaya...kajri ne tub main dubki lagaa di...chaman ab naaraaz ho gaya...kuch der tak taalaab dekh raha tha....

khunchuus ke man main alag hi khayal aa rahe the "isskaa khoon kaise piyaa jaaye"

KAAN film festival ke saare guest ab aa chuke the...dharmesh darshan ke sar par ab pappu mandra raha tha....pappu, bittu, chintu, pintu....bahar
Faarikh paan, jagtaap bachpan, Alif ali paan ke haath par baithe maze se khoon pii rahe the..

tabhi diya mirza ne red carpet par entry maari......;-
Bacheoo ka deewana hua
Raat ko nahana hua
Phata pajama hua
Nalaeeq zamana hua
Bagharat parwana hua
AAnkhoo sa sharmana hua
Lakin asal ma bagharat hua
ku keh ma larkiyooo ka deewana hua.....
"jab hum nikale gali se woh din thi holi,
meri jan-e-maan nind se jagi aur aAnkhey kholi,
me jab guzara uske ghar se woh chillayi aur boli,
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hailla!!!
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Kya insaan ke bachhe aise bhi hote hai??
Mujh ko naya zamana hairat me dalta hai,
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Jis ka gala dabaaon woh Ankhien nikalta hai . . . ;->
Bhengi Wife: Suno G Meri AAnkhain Kajol Se ilti Hyn Na . . . ? ? ?


Husband: Tap K !
Kambakht Teri AAnkhain Aapas Main nahi Milti
Kajol Se Kia Milengi . . . ;->
B.B Ne 1 Kutta Pala
Moti Moti Ankhon Wala
Lmbi lmbi Munchon Wala
Mehlon Men Wo Rhta Tha
EnGlish Wine Peeta Tha
Khata Tha Wo Sonf Spari
Nam Tha Uska

Asif Zrdari
Khush Ho Jao

Bhangra Dalo

Cityan Maro

Table Bajao

Takrain Maro

Phir PAnkhay Par Latak Jao

Gol Gol Ghomo

Aaj Rat


Han Aj Raat




12 Nahi Bajainge. ;->
Aaj boht dino k baad kissi ko Ankh mari hai,
aur jawaban pardi aik sandal karari hai,

a mehboob kaisay sahein ghey hum ghum terey,
Tu vessey hee hum sey 80 kilo ziada bari hai,

na poocho mein kitna dat jata hoon apni baat par,
sandal kha k b kehta hoon "Episode Jaari hai"
Tujhey dekha to yeh jana sanam,

Tu beingha aur mein kana sanam,

ab yahan sey kahan jayen hum,

teri Ankhon mein dub jayein hamein,

Ankhein teri sapney merey,dil tera yadein teree,
tera hai kya sab kuch mera jaan meri yadein meri,
Teri Ankhon mein ansoon terey aagaye muskuraney laghey phir to hum,
Agar Koi Aap Ko
Dukh De, Takleef De
Aap Ko Roney Pe Majbur Kerde
Tou Aap B Us Ko Rula Sakte Ho







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Us Ki AAnkh Main Ungli Maar K ... ;->