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i love u :p

larki: ilove u
Larka : larki k sar per dupata de kr haath pakarta h or khta h behna 5 waqt ki namaz perha kro pyar mn kuch nahin rkha
larke k jane k bad larki apne hath mn pakri parchi kholti h to likha hota h
aqal ki aAndhi marwae gi kya piche meri b.w thi phone per baat krte hn :p

Full Mental

Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, AAndhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....

WO Mujhy sy Poch rha tha

Wo MuJ Se PoCh RaHa Ta BaTao KeSa LaGa
TuM AgLeY ZakHam Ko ChoHrO Ye Ghao KeSa LaGa

AjaB SaWaL KiYa AndhiYon Ne PaaTHoN Se
ShaJaR Se TooTe KaR GiRnA BaTao KeSa LaGa

Zindagi Mai Kuch Cheezain

Zindagi Mai

Kuch Cheezain

Aapki Sanso Ki

Dor Se BAndhi

Hain Jo Apko

Kabhi Nahi

Chorein Gi ....

1) Waqt

2) Dil Ki Dharkan

3) Aapka Saya

4) Naseeb

Orr

5)Meri Duain..!!

Tere Naam ki thi jo Ro$hn

Tere Naam ki thi jo Ro$hni u$ey khud tu ne Bujha diya
Ji$sko jala $aki thi na Dhoop u$ey chandni ne jala diya

Mein hoon Gardi$hon ka maara huwa mujhey ab apni khabar nahi
Wo jo $hakh$ tha mera rehnuma u$ey Ra$ton main ganwaa diya

Ji$s ko $amjha tha tu ne raqeeb,woh tera naseeb tha
Tere Haath ki lakeer tha,u$ey tu ne haath se hi mita diya

Mujhey i$hq hai ke junoon, yeh fai$la kabhi na ho $aka
Mera naam zeenat-e-da$ht tha,i$ey aAndhiyon ne mita diya

Yeh uda$iyoo ka jamal hai , ke maraivj-e-kamal hai
Ke kabhi zaat se bi chupa liya , to kabhi $hehar bhar ko $una diya

Meri umar ka Guli$tan abhi khula huwa hai zaroor par
Wo jo phool they teri chah ke unko mau$amo ne gira diya.....

Dil Chahta Hai K Aa

Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,

G

GA

GAN

GAND

GANDH

GAndhi Ji
K Style Main
Photo Khenchon ;->

G karta hai k aj

G karta hai k aj
Apko ...
Koney mein le ja kr
1 danda le kr ...
Aap ki

GA

GAN

GAND

GAndhi G
k style mein
photo loon...

Gam k andhiya

Gam k Andhiya me hum saawr jaenge,

Nadi hai sumander me utar jaenge,

Hume marne k lye fasi ki zarurat nahi zarrat nahi,

Dosti ko bhula do hum yuhi mar jaenge.

Gandhi Bapu Ne Bola

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/____/

GAndhi Bapu Ne Bola He-

agaR TmhaRe Kisi Dost Ki Tabiat Kharab Ho Tou Use Ek Bookey Do Aur Kaho.

Get Well Soon Mamu

Gandhi

"If I Had An Army
Like The 72 Soldiers Of
HUSSAIN (A.S),
I Would Have Won The
Freedom For India In
24 Hours ..."

(GAndhi)

A good servant is

"A good servant is essential in every household

but i have never known how to keep anyone

as a servant."

...M.K.GAndhi.

Main jis din bhula

Main jis din bhula doo tera pyar dil se,
Woh din akhri ho meri zindagi ka,
Yeh Ankhen usi raat Andhi hojaye,
Jo ter siva dehken sapna kisi aur ka..!

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