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aaj kia kahon ap ko kehnae k lia kush nahi mAgar aik chees hai kehnae k lia happy new year
Ab k saal kuch aisa karna
Apney pichley bara maah k

Dukh sukh ka andaza karna
Bisri yaadein taza karna

Sada sa ik kagaz ley kar
Bhooley bisrey pal likh lena

Phir iss beetey ik ik pal ka
Apney guzrey ik ik kal ka

Ik Ik mour ka ihata karna
Sarey dost akatha karna
Saree subhein hazir rakhna
Saree shamein paas bulana

Aur alawa in k dekhoo
sarey mausam dheyaan mein rakhna
Ik ik yaad gumaan mein rakhna

Phir mohtaat qiyaas lagana

Gur to khushiyaan barh jati hain
Tu phir tum ko meri taraf se yeh saal mubarak

Aur Agar gham barh jaye to
MaTt bekaar takaluf karna
Dekho phir tum aisa karna
Meri khushiyaan tum ley lena
Mujh ko apney ghum dey dena
Ab k saal kuch! aisa karna
December
Abhi lamhe
Nahin bikhre
Abhi mosam
Nahi bichre
Mere kamry ki
Thandak me
Abhi kuch dhoop
Baqi hay
Meri diary k
Kuch safhay
Abhi kuch keh
Nahin paye
Mere angan k
Sab poday
Abhi bhi
Gungunate hain
Mere be-jaan
Honton per
Abhi muskaan
Waisi hay
Kisi k laot aanay
Ka
Abhi imkaan baqi
Hay
December
Baat botoon
Main,
Agar tum maan
Jao
December
Tehar jao….!!!
Tehar jao…
Enjoy the last
Day December
Hakumat k New Year 2008 Par Awam ko Toofa:
1.AATA Band
2.GAS Band
3.BIJLI Band
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Agar Awam Ki Haava Bhi Band Karna Chahta Hoo Too Cycle Par Mohar Lagain
yeh baat hum sab ko tasleem kar leni chahiye k kaheen na kaheen hum sab kee neeyat mein khot mojhood hai, Agar aisa na ho Zardari(house of neeyat khot) president k liye apply kyun karey?
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
Munda : Kash Rabb ne manu brush banaya hunda ta main tere
mooh vich firda.

Kude : AAgar thora vadda banaya hunda te flush vich firda.
..Asin O Nahi Jo Tainu Ghum che Chhod Daange..
..Asin O Vi Nahi Jo Tere Ton Nata Tod Daange..
..Rajni Asin Te Tere O Pyaar Haan..
..Je Agar Teri Saan Band Hoyi..
..Te Apni Saan Chhod Daange..
INTELLIGENCE TEST

Agar Ankhain milanay ke Baad 2 or 2=4 ho jati hain....

to 2 Dil Milanay ke Baad 1 kion ho jatay hain ????

Reply with a solid Reason

Ans: mujhe bhi nahi maloom :-p
Aisi konsi Sabzi hai jiska pehle Harf hatao to Ek Qeemti Cheez ka Naam Banta hai
Last word hatao to ek Khanay ki Cheez ka Naam Banta hai
aur Agar First And Last, Dono Alphabets hatao to ek Famous Lady ka Naam banta hai ???



Ans: KHEERA
1:Agar Muhabat Dokaano Par Bikti To Aap Kitni Baar Kharidty?
2: Phool Songny K Liye Tora Jata Hai Dil Kisliye Tora Jata Hai?
3: Pyar Karny Walo Ko Pata Hota Hai K Anjaam Bora Hoga Phir Wo Pyar Q Krte Hay?

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Agar har dil pyar karta hai to log issey burra kyun samjhatey hein?
Agar pyar mein taqat hoti hai to log izhar sey kyun dartey hein.
Agar pyar k koi mazhab naheen hota to log mehboob ko sirf apna kyun kehtey hein?

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