Agar SMS Messages1430 messages

Agar Aap Bus, Train, Plane Ya Kahin Se Bhi Aa Ya Jaa
Rahe Ho Aur Kisi Mahila Ke Haath Mai Phool, Dhaga,
Chain Ya Chamakti Hui Koi Bhi Vastu Dekhen.
To Turant Wahan Se Hat Jayen.
Yeh Vastu Rakhi Ho Sakti Hai.
Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko Bhai Bana Sakti Hai…
Janhit Mai Jaari!!!
Agar Aapko Koi V Anjan PARCEL Mile To Kripiya Use Na Khole

Usme
BOMB
Ya



RAKHI
Ho Sakti He

Apki Jarasi Laprvahi Apko BHAI Bana Sakti He
Iss Ques Ka Ans Btaho
QUES?
Wo Khon Si Cheez Hai Jis Ko Agar Zameen Pe Painko To Nahi Tootti,
Lekin Agar Pani Mein Painko To Toot Jati Hai.

Ans is."ReflEctiOn"
Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company..

Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya..


Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar ''Plastic'' hum de to?
Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf Agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.
Mohaabt Wo Baarish Hai . . .
Jis Ko Choone Ki Khuwaish Main
Hatheliyan Tou Geeli Ho Jati Hain
MAgar Haath Khali Rehte Hain
Sakoon chahtey ho to pyar na karo, aur Agar pyar chahtey ho to sakoon na karoo....
Yeh zindagi Haseen hai, Agar haseen banaa sako

har ek dhun hai pyar ki Agar jo dil se gaa sako !!
Hamaish Ghulab ki tarah muskarate rehna,

MAgar Ghulab banne ki koshish na karna,

Q K khushbo har Ghulab ka muqadar nhi,


mAgar murjahana har Ghulab ki kismat.
HAR SAgar KE DO KINARE HOTE HAIN,
KUCH LOG JAAN SE BHI PYARE HOTE HAI
YE ZARURI NAHI HAR KOI PASS HO,
KYONKI ZINDGI KI HAR SOOBHA ME YAADON KE BHI
SAHAARE HOTE HAIN...!
GOOD MORNING
Agar janna chaho ki hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai, Tow barish
ki boondo ko pakdo jitni tum pakdoge utna tum yaad karte ho
jitni tum chhodoge utna hum yaad karte hai. Good Morning