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LIFE IS 5 STAR . . .

LIFE IS 5 STAR . . .

KIND STAR IS
MOTHER,Action STAR IS FATHER,ULTEMATE STAR IS
TEACHER,TOP STAR ISLOVER&THE SUPER STAR IS
FRIEND LIKE "hAmY" ;->

FILM:"Mid Night Jackal"

FILM:"Mid Night Jackal"
HERO:Pervez Musharaf
HEROINE:Benazir
VILLAIN:PML Q
SCRIPTED IN:Dubai
SHOOTED IN:Pakistan
CHARACTER ACTOR:Amin Fahem
Friendly Appearence:Altaf Hussain
Comedian:Sheikh Rashed
Supporting Actor:CIA
Characterless Actors:Chaudries
Dancers:Sherry Rehman
Kashmala Tariq
Summera Malik
Music by:MQM
Action by:jàil k sathi
Suspence by:AL-QAIDA
Financed by:Anti Pakistan group Producer:Asif Ali Zardari . . . ;->

LIGHTS CAMERA

LIGHTS

CAMERA

Action

CUT CUT CUT

TAKE 2

LIGHTS

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Action

AIK BAAT BATAO

PEHLEY APNA MOU DHOKAR AA PHR TAKE 3 LEY

To The S.H.O,

To
The S.H.O,
Police Station.
Sir, If my friend will not sms me, kindly i request u to take Action against him & encounter his useless mobile ;->

Wanted" A Heroen for Pakistani Movie

Wanted" A Heroen for Pakistani Movie
Height "koi b chaley ghee"
Waist "Minimum 36''
Age "Starting from 38"
Tone "bharkein mar saktee ho"
Action "Machine gun utha aur chala saktee ho"

To, Near Police Station.

To,
Near
Police Station.

Respetd Sir,
As My Sweet''frnd'' 4got 2 SMS Me,I Kindly Request U2 Take Action Imedatly & Encountr His DABBA Mob

Some Funny Signboards ...

Some Funny
Signboards ...

@ Pizza Shop
"7 Dayz Widout Pizza
Makes 1 Weak"

In No-smoking Area
"If V c Smoke, V''ll
Azume U r On Fire
n Take Apropaite
Action"

@ Car Dealership
"D Best Way 2 Get Back
On Ur Feet.
Miss A Car Payment"

@ Maternity Room Door
"Push . Push . Push" ... ;-

Aik Intahaee Educational Shair Arz Hai...

Aik Intahaee Educational Shair Arz Hai...

Honthon Pe Hai Lipstick Aur Naina Kajal Se Lais,

Neutralization Is The ReAction Of Acid With Base... =P ;->

1 box wasn''t opening

1 box wasn''t opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reAction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
''LET''S SIPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->

I Don''t Have A Car.

I travel on bike because i dont have the thing causing motion due to circular motion of rubber shafted along the rod able to track direction over the movement of pistons due to the Action of carbon n hydrogen producing flames in a chamber end resulting in the irreversable reAction of energy and gas and causing the friction of rubber along the concrete pebbles.

Aasan Lafzo Mein..
I Don''t Have A
Car... =P ;->

aik intahaee educati

Aik Intahaee Educational Shair Arz Hai...

Honthon Pe Hai Lipstick Aur Naina Kajal Se Lais,

Neutralization Is The ReAction Of Acid With Base... =P ;->

1 box wasnt opening

1 box wasn''t opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reAction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
''LET''S SIPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->

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