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A Good Plan For

A Good Plan For
Today Is Better
Than A Great
Plan For Tomorrow
Look Backward With
SatisfAction
And
Look Forward With
Confidence ...

Good Morning (:

Lyf is lyk a Bicycle,

Lyf is lyk a Bicycle,
d moment V stop pedaling,
V start losing momentum.
If V coast for too long,
V fall Resolve 2 press on inspite of all Ur distrActions
Gud a.m

Working Towards

Working Towards Success ''ll Make U A Master
But
Working Towards SatisfAction Makes U a Legend
Strive for Excelence
Be a Legend

Good A.M
Stay Blessed (:

Life is like a drama:

Life is like a drama:

If u r sad (TRAGEDY)
If u r afraid (SUSPENSE)
If u r angry (Action)
If u look in da mirror (COMEDY)

NOW U R SMILING THAT''S (HORROR)!

Breaking News:

Breaking News:

Karachi k halaat kharab.
Govt ne terrorist k khilaf pehla Action le lya.

Govt ka pehla Action

Double sawari pe pabandi.

''jadeed Eduaction Muhawry!!

''jadeed EduAction Muhawry!!

1. " Science say Gira Arts me Atka"

2." Fail hoty ko Practicals ka Sahara"

3. "Dagree le k Aag me Daal"

4. "3rd Divsion pas Ghar ka na Ghat ka"

5. "Dost wo jo Imtihan me Cheating Karary"

6. " Likhna na Jnay, Nib terhi"

7. "Qadar kho Deta hai Roz ka University jana".''

''Film k poster k uper

''Film k poster k uper kisi peer k urras ka poster lag gaya dono thory phat gay or txt ye ban gaya
1 ticket me 2 mazy movie k bad langer b hoga Hazrat Allama MOlana Gujjar Badmash Sultan Rahi k ful Action khawaten k liye pardy ka khas intazam Nargis k dill fareb raqs me shariq ho k sawab-e-daren hasil karen!''

LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE

LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE
WHEN U R SAD ITS MELODRAMA
WHEN ANGRY ITS Action
WHEN AFRAID ITS THRILLER
WHEN CONFUSE ITS SUSPENSE
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HORROR...(heheheheh)
NOW U SMILING haina...THATS COMEDY

Reaction of Girs Wen

ReAction of Girs Wen they loose their purse

Poor girls
My Money

Rich Girls
My Debit card

Beautiful Girls
O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi

A man speaks frantically into the phone,

A man speaks frantically into the phone,

"My wife is pregnant , and her contrActions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot !" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

Reaction of Girl When She Lost Dere Purse!

ReAction of Girl When She Lost Dere Purse!

POOR GIRL: Oh ! I''ve Lost Money . . .

RICH GIRL: Oh ! I''ve lost Credit Cards . . . .

BEAUTIFUL GIRL: Oh !! Us Me RoCk3r Ki Photo Thee. . . . ;->

on public demand releasing all over Pakista

on public demand releasing all over Pakistan

"The Return of Phoolan Devi"

Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice

Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi

Script in: USA & UK

Actor: Musharraf

Actoress: Benazir

Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel

Characterless Actors: Chaudharies

Dancer: Sherry Rehman

Action sound track by: MQM

Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda

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