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A Sardar Prays

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru ANGRIly Appears &

Says

-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru ANGRIly appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru ANGRIly appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

A boy goes to see a dance.

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom ANGRIly asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

A boy goes to see a dance.

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom ANGRIly asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

Devils went to Court to Prove

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out ANGRIly & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

Man1 sitting with dog.

Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 ANGRIly, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.

Sweetest xcuse

Sweetest xcuse

A kid gets 0 marks in a paper.Father ANGRIly says wat is this?
Kid replies: teacher k pas Star khatam ho gay to Planet dene shuro kardiye..

TOM CrUISE

TOM CrUISE went to court to prove that he is the most Handsome & good Looking on earth but he failed and came out ANGRIly and asked:
Yar YE Hamy koun HAi ??

Man 1 sitting wid dog.

Man 1 sitting wid dog.
Man 2:"ur dog bites"?
Man 1 :"no"
Man 2 sits and d dog bites!
Man 2 ANGRIly."u said he doesnt bite"?
Man 1:"That is nt my dog".

A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape

A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape

Father ANGRIly Asks: What Is This......?

Kid Replies: Star Khattam Ho Gaye Thay To Teacher Ne Planet Dene Shroo Ker Diye.....:)

"EINSTIEN"

"EINSTIEN" went 2 court 2 prove that he''s da most INTELLIGENT & GENIUS person on earth.
But he failed & came out ANGRIly & asked

.

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YAR ye. . .
"RoCk3R" Kon Hai? ;->

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