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Man 2 Sardar

Man 2 Sardar : Santa,Your Daughter Has Died!

Depressed, Sardar Jumps From 100th Floor.

At 50th Floor He Remembers,

I Dont Hav A Daughter.

Sardar : May I Come

Sardar : May I Come In Sir?

Interviewer : Wait Please...

Sardar : 75 Kg Sir!!!

Santa Saw A Man

Santa Saw A Man Stealing A Purse

Theif: There Is 1000 Rs

In The Purse.

We Can Take 50-50

Santa: OK..OK

What About The

Remaining 900..!

Sardar g Saw A

Sardar g Saw A Man
Stealing A Purse

Thief: There Is 1000
Rs In The Purse
We Can Take 50-50

Sardar g: Ok ... Ok
Wh8 About The
Remaining 900 ..? ;->

Dr Sahab Plastic

Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar ''Plastic'' hum de to?

Today is "RECHARGE DAY".

Today is "RECHARGE DAY".
So, If U Luv sum1 truly,
Then Recharge my Mobile
with Atleast Rs.500
& U will get Married to ur Love...!!
It''s True.
Jaldi karna

\= ToDaYzZz ThOuGhT =/

\= ToDaYzZz ThOuGhT =/

The 1st Step In The Acquisition Of
Wisdom Is SILENCE,
The 2nd LISTENING,
The 3rd MEMORY,
The 4th PRACTICE,
The 5th TEACHING OTHERS

3-2=one heart praying 4u

3-2=one heart praying 4u

1+1=two eyes looking 4u

3+2=five sensesmissing u

4+3=seven days in a week I desire u,

7+5=1 2months asking GOD 2 bless u.

Golden rules to be happy

Golden rules to be happy:-

1. Never see any dreams.
2. Just live in 2day.
3. Dont love anybdy too much that it is painful to leave.
4. Always believe that GOD sees everythng but waits to show mercy.
5. Forgive everybody 4 what he has done wrong 2 u.
6. Never tell ur pains to anybody. Not even urself.

No one can beat

No one can beat

this old man''s t-shirt Quote:

I am not 50...

I am 18

with 32 years of experience ;-)

My Thought For The Day

My Thought For The Day ,

" Never Trust Anything That Bleed For 5 Days And Still Does''nt Die "

Hamara Libas 6 Gaz

Hamara Libas 6 Gaz

Or Kafan Sirf 2 Gaz

Hamara Ghar 120 Gaz

Hamari Akhri Aramgah Sirf 2.5 Gaz

Hamaray Irady 1000 Sal K

Or Hamari Zindagi ?

1 Sawalia Nishaan ???

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