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Aaj sey
3
4
Nahi
6
7
8
Bhi Nahi
15
20
21
Bhi Nahi
Balky Pore
99
Din baad
Ramzan KARIM
Hay
I think i''m 1st
1 who is wishing U

"Ramzan Mubarak"
Jo kar sakta hy karle
.
Jahan chup sakta hy chup ja
.
Kiyun k tere pass hain sirf 15 din,
.
14 din k bad tujhe dunya k har kone se dhoond kar Qaid Kaid kr dia jae ga samjha!
Ramzan Aane Wala Hai... =P ;->
Koi Ek Din Select Kar Len.

1. Sunday
2. Monday
3. Tuesday
4. Wednesday
5. Thursday
6. Friday
7. Saturday


Aur Us Din Mujhe Aftaari Pe Invite Kar Len. :-)
Iftaar Invitation!

From:
HumAyuN

On 7th September 2009.

Al-Nahyan Hall, 23rd Floor,
Suite # 25, Burj-ul-Arab.
Dubai.

Aana Zaroor.

Be there. Thanks.
All wishing you a very very With my 1 heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones 4.5 million red cells 60 trillion D N A"S... All wishing you a very very HAPPY DIWALI!
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“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIPAWALI”*”
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.


Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p


Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”

The Sardars Celebrated.


Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?