What’s The Height Of Hope

What’s The Height Of Hope
What’s The Height Of Hope








Sitting In The Examination Hall Holding The Question Paper In Hand And Telling Urself

“MAN DON”T WORRY. . . EXAMS CAN B POSTPONED” ;->
  

May, 20 2010     191 chars (2 sms)     5497 views       Funny

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Why MEMONS are banned to play hockey & football.........?
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Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain.
''Q: Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS??

Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND...!!! :p''
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai.
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
Gam woh cheez hai,
Gam woh cheez hai,
Gam woh cheez hai,
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.
@@@ DUAA @@@

Tuje aisi bemari lage,

Tu burhape mei b kanwara lage,

Darjan bhar hon bachey tere,

Tu phir b larkiyon ko piyara lage...
''Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me?





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kafi hai ya or likhon?''


Bohat Kiya intizar,
Lekin Nahi Aayi Pooonn ....

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Wah g Wah...

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kiy kehna...

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Lekin Jab Aayi Pooon,



Sub Ne Kaha...!





Ooon Hooon .... ;->
Positive Thinking:
Poem: little bird in the sky,dropping potty on ur eye,
you dont worry,
you dont cry,
Thank to god..that elephant dont fly..
I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...


Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]
Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!
Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya,

Empty Inbox Mein Sms Ka Phool Khil Gaya.

Aap Ka Sms Tha Ya Kele Ka Chilka

Jise Padhte Hi Mera Dil Fissal Gaya