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Sitting In The Examination Hall Holding The Question Paper In Hand And Telling Urself
“MAN DONâ€T WORRY. . . EXAMS CAN B POSTPONED†;->
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May, 20 2010
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Arz kiya hai.......
Arz kiya hai.......
Office may Kaam hote hain...
Galtiyo ka sama hota hai....
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte...
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai....
Love never Dies..
Love never Dies..
It remains forever
&
forever &
forever &
forever &
forever &
forever...
Only..
Girl Friend
changes;-)
100 Rupees
Faqeer: Oh..Bab kuch dedo boht bhooka hun.
Pathan: 100 rupees dikhaty huwe bola 50 rupees hein tere pass ?
Faqeer: (Khush ho kar) G haan.
Pathan: To pehle wo to kharch karlo.
Sunday mean
Sunday mean
S=Sote raho
U=Utho der se
N=Nachte raho
D=Dekhte raho TV
A=Aram hi Aram karo
Y=Yaad karo sirf humain hii
So njoy ur SUNDAY ;->
Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei
Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei John Hai Par Bipasha Nahin..
Aur Bipasha Hai Par John Nahin..
Dhoom Mei John Thaa Bipasha Nahin.
Dhoom 2 Mei Bipasha Thee John Nahin.
Theme Song Of
Theme Song Of
"RACE"
In Pakistan
Race Tahreekoun Ki
Race Aatay Ki
Race Bajet Ki
Parliment Is Racing On
Waada....Hakomat Ka...Wada.. Wadoun Nay Hi Louta Hai
Allah Duhai Hai
Bari Mehangai Hai
Loadshading Chai Hai
Teray Pakistan Main... ;->
Land lord
Land lord:Ok,I give you 3 more days to pay rent.
Tenent:Right sir,I select the days of Diwali,
Holi
and
Christmas
dil k arman ansoun mein beh gaye,
dil k arman ansoun mein beh gaye,
aur kya pani mein behney they
larky waley larki dekhne gaye
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larky ne Larki se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata hai?
Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata hai. :-)
wife yesternight i
Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream
That U Were Sending Me
Jewellery And Clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I Saw
Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!
smile
Always smile ,you know why?
B’coz…..Hanso! Jiyo! …
Muskurao!…Kya Pata…
Kal Daant ho na ho!…
Keep smiling..
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G,G
Acha G
Han G
Acha
Acha
Really
Na Oye
Phir
Sachi
Phir
Haan
Kaise
Acha G
Haan
Kia?
Oh Nahi G
Sorry Wrong Number..
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