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Sitting In The Examination Hall Holding The Question Paper In Hand And Telling Urself
“MAN DONâ€T WORRY. . . EXAMS CAN B POSTPONED†;->
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May, 20 2010
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You r a dog.
You r a dog.
kiyon bura kaga na???
tarr bura mat mano
Dog means
O=of
G=Girls
Now u r smilling
Haans raha hai
Kutta kahin ka!...->
Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...
Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...
Main Tme Aesi Dawa Dun Ga K Tm Jawan Ho Jao Ge
Buzrg Mareez : O Mere Khudaa Toh Main Apni Pension Kese Loon Ga
Father:baap
Father:baap
son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?
Father:Garaham bell ne.
Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?
extreme kamina bacha
Extreme Kamina Baccha..
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Son:”Papa aapki Luv Marriage hui thi na.. ??
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Dad:”Haa par tumhe kaise pata.. ??
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Son:”Q k Aapki shadi aur meri D.O.B
me sirf 6 mahine ka farq hai..
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
“Phir Milenge”
Dis ones awesome!
Dis ones awesome!
How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day
E k kaam karo
E
k kaam karo
is MSG ko delete kar do is may kuch nahi hai. ;->
Hitler says,
Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D
jis larki pe nzar rakhta
jis larki pe nzar rakhta hon uski ho jati hai shadi
jis larki pe nzar rakhta hoon us ki ho jati hai shadi
NIGHAH-E-MARD-E-MOMIN SE BADAL JATI HAIN TAQDEERAIN!
Mod Obedient
Mod
Obedient
Neat
Kind
Elegent
Young
Hey! Thats me.
Pareshan na hona, tumhara naam b is mei hai,
Read the 1st letter of every word..
Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:
Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:
1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.
Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.
Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.
Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)
PTHAN 2 AMIL:Meri Aulad nhi hoti
PTHAN 2 AMIL:Meri Aulad nhi hoti
AMIL:tum ko mazar pr manat manni pray gi
PTHAN:Bohat manat mani kuch na hua
AMIL:tum kis mazar pr gae thay
PTHAN:QUAID-e-AZAM .
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