What’s The Height Of Hope

What’s The Height Of Hope
What’s The Height Of Hope








Sitting In The Examination Hall Holding The Question Paper In Hand And Telling Urself

“MAN DON”T WORRY. . . EXAMS CAN B POSTPONED” ;->
  

May, 20 2010     191 chars (2 sms)     6435 views       Funny

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Height of Love

when you learn that you are dialing your lovers number when you are asked to dial Plumbers NO
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XCÜS€ M€ !!!
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Kisi ko fikar hy meri..?

Ehsas hy mera..?

Bus me he SmS kroon..?

Mujhy SmS kaun kry ga..
Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...
If time doesn''t wait for you, don''t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come


TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy "PAppu" , , ,

JesE Aandhi mEi ShopAr Aatay hEiN... ;->
''How v analyse things 4m outside
depends on how d thoughts r inside us.
Like Rs.500 seems big when v go 2 a temple
& So small when v go 2 a hotel.
Think abt it!''
T-Shirt Line :

I Was Thinking

Of Becoming

A Doctor,

I Have Handwriting For I
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
When swinning is good for the development of our arms & legs. . .





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Why dont fishes have arms & legs . . . ? ;->
American : "our dogs find bombs"
Japanese : "our fish play footballs"
Pakistanis : "ye to kuch bhi nahi hamaray to gadhay bhi sms parh laitay hain"...
Aata





ghee





shaker





chawal





k bad pakistan mein MSG ka buharan. . . .