Only the open heart receives love,
only the open mind receives wisdom,
only the open hand receives gifts and
only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy husb:ye kya hy? Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi. Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai? Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'
Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa........
muje acha lage ga...
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz...
ek pyara sa SMS!!!
I don''t flirt for fun , Its one of my duties
Tell me How can I resist such beauties
It is life with whom I like flirting with the most
I''m still not committed though Ive fallen for the trap almost
Mere dil mein aaj kya hai Wohi apne jo is dil mein pehle se hi the. Aur iss dil mein marte dam tak rahenge. Are main tumhare nahi Apne Tricuspid, Mitral, Pulmonary aur A-V valves k baat kar raha hoon..
Walk with me when ur hearts needs company,
take my hand when u feel all alone,
turn to me when u need some1 to lean on,
coz I"m the one u can always depend on!
