Why do U think

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It"s b"coz...
I need a person for just time pass

Jun, 17 2010 149 chars (1 sms) 4054 views Flirt

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Be Careful

Be Careful!
aap ko kissi unknown number se aik sms aa sakta hai jis se aapki
mobile screen pe meri photo aa jaye gi.
please dekhay bina delete kar dain kyon kay pehlay he bahut se
log deewanay ho chukay hain

Life ka sucessful Moral

Life ka sucessful Moral:
"Pyar woh nahin ke hum ek ko kitne saal taq karte hai."

"Pyar toh woh hai ke hum ek saal mein kitno se karte hai?"

shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy

'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy
husb:ye kya hy?
Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi.
Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai?
Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'

Roti huyi aankho se

Roti huyi aankho se tujhe muskan kaise du

Anjaan hu khud tujhe pehchan kaise du

Tu hi to hai jaan meri

Tu hi bata tujhe apni jaan kaise du.

In a bath room

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It"s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.

hansi aati hai mujhe

hansi aati hai mujhe hazrat-e-insan per, kare khata khud la''anat bheje shetan per.

Har phoolko raatki

Har phoolko raatki raani nahi kehte,
Har kisise dilki kahani nahi kehte,
Meri ankhonme namise samajh ja jaana,
Deewane har bat zabani nahi kehte

badalate waqat

badalate waqat kaa ik silsilaa sa lagata ha
ke jab bhii dekho use duusaraa-saa lagata hai
tumhaaraa husn kisii aadamii kaa husn nahin
kisii buzurg kii sachchii duaa saa lagataa hai
terii nigaah ko tamiiz rang-o-nuur kahaiN
mujhe to Khoun bhii rang-e-hinaa saa lagataa hai
damaaG-o-dil ho.na agar mutmaiin to chhaaon hai ya dhoup
thapdi luu bhii Thandii hawa si lagati hai

If love & friendship

If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were
Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all
be millionaires!!!

Excuse me

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid?
I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

i love u :p

larki: ilove u
Larka : larki k sar per dupata de kr haath pakarta h or khta h behna 5 waqt ki namaz perha kro pyar mn kuch nahin rkha
larke k jane k bad larki apne hath mn pakri parchi kholti h to likha hota h
aqal ki aandhi marwae gi kya piche meri b.w thi phone per baat krte hn :p

Khuda salmat rakh

Khuda salmat rakhe unko jo humse nafrat karte hai, pyar na sahi, nafrat hi sahi. Kuch toh hai joh sirf humse karte hain

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