Har phoolko raatki

Har phoolko raatki
Har phoolko raatki raani nahi kehte,
Har kisise dilki kahani nahi kehte,
Meri ankhonme namise samajh ja jaana,
Deewane har bat zabani nahi kehte
  

Jun, 17 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     2805 views       Flirt

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main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
"MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi
Arz kiya hai…
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Gaur farmaiye…
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se...
The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I"ll have to take a bite of u.
If you say my eyes are beautiful it"s because they"re looking at
you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.
u know about my smile?
it occurs on ur lips,
reflects in ur eyes
&
ends with a glow on ur face.
actually it exists only when u r happy
Gals r generally naughty.
Naughty ppl r punished n r not given things coz they have been naughty.
Boys r good.
So they have all the fun.

Moral of the story:- Bcoz of naughty gals,

Guys have all d fun. ;)
If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good
swimmer I would be?
us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,,main dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao
main ne phir dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,,
main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d
Little keys can open big locks,
simple words can express great thoughts.
A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
I wish I was a teddy bear,
that lay upon your bed,
so everytime you cuddled it,
you cuddled me instead.