its your birthday t

It''s your birthday time again;
It''s true; there''s no denying,
Another year has come and gone;
You know that I''m not lying.
So for you, the birthday person,
Here''s what I want to say:
I hope this birthday''s the best one yet,
In every delightful way.
So happy birthday to you.
Have lots of birthday fun!
May your birthday wishes all come true,
Even if you have a ton.

May, 03 2010 386 chars (3 sms) 3653 views Funny

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An engineering student to his

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:

"mere paas degree hai,

knowledge hai,

4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.

Tere paas kya hai?".

Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai

Agar 5 minute mein tumhara koi bhi msg nahi aayato..

Agar 5 minute mein tumhara koi bhi msg nahi aayato..
To

tO

to

aaj apni dosti khatam...

Aur

Kal sa phir shuru

''God made

''God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested''

World cup ke shekast

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There Are 4 Animal

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Mink In Her Closet,

Tiger In Her Bed!

And Of Course A

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WiFe:

WiFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?

HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...

WiFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.

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2-To B As Rich As His Child Thinks He Is
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Agar koi app

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DoORse dekhA tO

DoORse dekhA tO aNd3 ubAl rAhe tHe

aRre egGs w3r3 bOiling idiOt

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pAss gAyA khA liy3

wAise h| bhoOk bAhUt lAgi tHi..!

EiK PatHaN CycLE

EiK PatHaN CycLE
Pe LarKi K SaMnE
ZoR SaY GiRa

AuR

JaLdi Se KhArA
HoGayA !!

LaRki Oh My GoD!

PaThAn HuM aiSaY
He UtArTa Hai ;->

Definition of Laziness:-

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"Its a talent

of taking rest

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Larki Doctor Se

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Teesray Kash May Shirt Utar Dayte Hon
Or Chotay Main.....
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