its your birthday t

its your birthday t
It''s your birthday time again;
It''s true; there''s no denying,
Another year has come and gone;
You know that I''m not lying.
So for you, the birthday person,
Here''s what I want to say:
I hope this birthday''s the best one yet,
In every delightful way.
So happy birthday to you.
Have lots of birthday fun!
May your birthday wishes all come true,
Even if you have a ton.
  

May, 03 2010     386 chars (3 sms)     2932 views       Funny

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