its your birthday t

its your birthday t
It''s your birthday time again;
It''s true; there''s no denying,
Another year has come and gone;
You know that I''m not lying.
So for you, the birthday person,
Here''s what I want to say:
I hope this birthday''s the best one yet,
In every delightful way.
So happy birthday to you.
Have lots of birthday fun!
May your birthday wishes all come true,
Even if you have a ton.
  

May, 03 2010     386 chars (3 sms)     3518 views       Funny

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Aurr jigrr. . . . . . ?



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Insano mein kidhar . . . ?? :-p
Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate,
feel free to..... throw ur mobile!!
Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear
Na Gas Hy Na Aata Hy
Na Bijli Hy Na Paani Hy
Yeh 2007 Ki Kahani Hy
Na Benazeer Hy Na Bugti Hy
Ye Qatal League Ki Karstani Hy
Allah Better Our 2008. . .
*some funny fact*
**kishor ka baap haklata tha agar wo thk se bol pata to aaj uski umra 3 saal jyada hoti

***mard aurat ko kamjor kahta hai lekin agar wo martban ka dhakkan band kar de to wo mard to ky uske baap se v nahi khulti

***ghore ke muh me hath dal ke uske daat ginane se pahle ye jarur khyal rakhe ki kahi ghora apna muh band karke kahi apke ungkiya na ginani shuru kar de

****hichki rokne ka ek aasan tarika hai ki saas rok ke hazar tak gino.
Zindagi Me Kamiyaab Honay K Do Asool :


1. Kabhi Kisi Ko Puri Baat Na Batao...

2. ....

(Dosra Mujey B Nahi Pata.

Mujey B Itna Hi Aya Tha.

Utna Forward Kr Dia)
Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
















2nd Pathan:

Hahahaha


Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main
Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi
Aye Ga... ;->

The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.


But what makes you shine......
DON K Fone ka Intazar tu 11 Colleges ki Larkiyanm Kar Rahi hain.



Mager DON ka Fone Ana Mushkil he nahi NamumkinHa.



Kiyn k DON K Pass tu

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Balance hi nahi hey :D
Yar bohot afsos ha muje tum
pe ma tu tum pa itna bharosa
krta tha aur tum ne mery
aitemaad ko tor dya ha tum ko
pata ha k tum ny bohot bara jhout
bola hy muj sy.
Tum ny kaha tha k ab meri koi
lover nai ha tu..
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phr yay kon hai???
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