Funny SMS Messages9373 messages

''Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam beitay isa q kertay ho?
Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko bewakoof bana raha hoon. Woh samjein gay k mein macher dani k ander hoon, hahaha....''
''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don''t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..''
''You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420''
''We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?''
''Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..''
''SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...''
''I want U to know that U are very important to me, It''s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON''T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...''
''A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!''
''Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur''s Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"''
''WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''
''WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu''