Funny SMS Messages9373 messages

''Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolI "Shukriya Bhai Jan"''
''Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8th din naha lana chahiye.''
''We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!''
''If you think there is good in everybody, you haven''t met everybody.''
''Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
''What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!''
''What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!''
''Crime doesn''t pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?''
''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''
''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''
''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.''
''God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested''