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Night Club

A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.

Khush ikhlaqi

Khush ikhlaqi Pakeeza Nasab ki daleel hay
Ghalat baat pay ghussa sharafat ki nishani hay
Lekin ghussay ko pee jana momin ki nishani hay!

Abhi kahan ho ?

Girl to Boyfriend:Mein kal tumse nahi mil sakti.

Boy:Thek hai mein tumhara gift kisi aur ko de deta hun....

Girl:Mera matlab tha kal nahi aa sakti,abhi kahan ho ?

Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First

Daarling

Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.

Aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai

Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.

Mallang to nahi...?

Maine jab bhi apko dekha....

Hanste dekha,

Muskraty dekha,

Aap har waqt khush hi rehty ho,

Kahin aap.....
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MALLANG TO NAHI ?

Lassi aap peety nahi

Mezbaan: Lassi aap peety nahi,

Chai hum pilaty nahi,

Roti ka time nahi,

Botal ka mosam nahi,

Ab batain apki kya khidmat karein ?
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Mehmaan: To phir bas Easyload hi karwa dein.

Go to Hell

Just go to hell
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yes you
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u only !
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because only you can change
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hell into heaven by your sweetness.!

100 rupey chura liye thy

Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.

Someone loves to see u Smiling

Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when someone Hurts U
Smile because SOMEONE
still Loves to see u Smiling

Little efforts big difference

In Life,
Don’t Settle For Someone
Who Can Buy A Coffee For You ,

Go For Someone
Who Can Actually Make It For You !

Sometimes Little Efforts Make
A Big Difference :-)

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