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''hum gaye the gar un

''hum gaye the gar un k ye khne k dil se dil milalo..
nikli uski ami..maine kaha anti taliban wale aarahe hain cable catwa do....

''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

Me sick, no work

Boss SMS back:

when I am sick I kiss my wife try it

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

Me ok, ur wife very sweet..

''A baby mosquito

''A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
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.
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Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
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It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”

Moral: Take evrything positively..

''Marriage is like a public toilet

''Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

''HUSBAND

''HUSBAND and wIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

''1 pathan ny jalti

''1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala!but phir bhi logo ny usy boht mara
Q???

is liye k

us ny wo 6 log nikaly thy jo k aag bhuja rahy thy

''THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA

''THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA
FROM THE GALI OF MAHBOOBA
wITH LOTS OF ZOOR O SHOR

THE MAHBOOBA JANKI FROM THE DOOR
AND SPEAKI,"MAR GAYA HARAMKHOR"

''Friendship Isn''t How You Forget,

''Friendship Isn''t How You Forget,
But How You Forgive.

Not How You Listen,
But How You Understand.

Not How You See,
But How You Feel.

Not How You Let Go,
But How You Hold On.''

''Promise me we are true friends

''Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey.....PoOoOoH!!

''Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-

''Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-
Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye
Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen

Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,
Picnic Pr Jaey Mger wapis Na Aye,

Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen
Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen

Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!

''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…

''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad wo School Ka Zamana…..
wo Harami Pan Ki Batain….
wo Bachiyan Phasana….
wo Hasna Hasana….
wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana….
Teachrz Ki Hatana…
wo Punishment Milna…..
wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana….
wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana…..
wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na…..
Ab wo Din Hy Na wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain
Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs….
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Yadain Hi Yadain.

''4u5 n2v n22 80v

''4u5 n2v n22 80v 3vn 2w 2v8n 92v8n 10u me 7km /......./ o/o/o/o/ nahi smajh // kio bat nahi aagay sand krdo qk tension lena ka nahi denay ka.,./ (no) ;''{morr}/ .,/.,(love).,/''

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