village SMS Messages8 messages

Luv & Kush r walking in village.
Luv falls into a well, y??
Coz luv is blind. Kush also jumps, y??
Coz luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega.
We must widen the circle of our love until it embraces the whole village; the village in turn must take into its fold the district; the district the province, and so on till the scope of our love encompasses the whole world.
Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well.
Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our village.

Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur village?








Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!
One tourist from U.S.A. asked a village kid: Any great man born in this
village???
village kid: no sir, only small Babies!!!
I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.
HEight oF filM mAker

oVer heAd wAter tAnk in ShOley ,bUt nO electricity in village.
In The Year 1952 There Was A Teacher In A village,

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Now He Is Retired...!!