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sardar ka padosi mar gaya

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.

Sardar: Lo Batao,

Kitni Lambi umar Hai. :-)

Full Mental

Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....

Kaash main teri haseen Ankhon ka kajal hota.

Kaash main teri haseen
Ankhon ka kajal hota.
Tere ronay se tere saray
Ansuon ko pi jata.

Raat ko be-khabri me Jo
Tujhe mera khayal aata.
Tu main teri ankhon me
kuch pehlay se ziada
Tehal jata.

Subha jab tum apne
Naram hathon se saf
karti mujhe.
Tu main tere nazuk
Hathon pe lag sa jata.

To apni ankhon me
Hamesha pyar se lagati
Mujhe,
Tu na kabhi khud se
Juda kar pati mujhe.

Youn teri rangeen dunya
Me rehta madhosh.
umar bhar me karta teri
Ankhon ko roshan.

Kash main teri haseen
Ankhon ka kajal hota.

¤KinG Of SmS¤007

Har taraf har jagah

Har taraf har jagah beshumar aadmi
Phir bhi tanhaiyon ka shikaar aadmi
Subah se shaam tak bojh dhota hua
Apni hi laash ka khud mazaar aadmi
Har taraf bhaagte daudhte raaste
Har taraf aadmi ka shikaar aadmi
Roz jeeta hua roz marta hua
Har naye din naya intezar aadmi
Zindagi ka mukkaddar safar dar safar
Aakhri saans tak bekaraar aadmi

khasara ho b sakta haiii.....!

yeh duniya hai yahan pey yeh tamasha ho b sakta hai
abhi tu gham humara hai tumhara ho b sakta hai
Na ye samjo k tum hi akhri uski mohabbat ho
mohabbat juram hai usey dobarra b ho sakta hai
tera milna
bichar jana
bichar k pher mil jana
humesha ki judai ka ishara ho b sakta hai
Tum apny ap ko hrgiz koi ilzam mat dena ye soda hai mohabbat ka khasara ho b sakta haiii

Tum raho hum se door to,...

Tum raho hum se door to ik kaam kar jana
Kuch pal apne humare naam kar jana

Agar a jaye mout humain tere aane se pehle
To a kar mere janaze ka ehteram kar jana

Na rona isqadar ke takleef ho humain
Mout ko bhi mazak samajh kar anjaan ban jana

Main ek din so jaon ga sada ke liye,
Phir mujhe bewafa keh ke badnaam kar jana

Jo guzro meri qabar se to nazrain na phairna
Mehman he ban ke Dua salam kar jana

Muddassar Khan

Wo jo mera ho nigahon main haya rakhta ho,

umar bhar saath nibhay azm-e-waffa rakhta ho,

Naz uss kay na uthao to shikayat na kary,

Gham utha kar bhi muskarany ki ada rakhta ho.

Nazar lagi zamane ki

Naa Jaane Kyn nazar Lagi Zamane Ki,
Ab Wajah Milti Nhi Muskurane Ki

Tumhara Gussa Hona To Jayaz Tha,
Humari Aadat Chut Gayi Manane Ki.

Sath dil k chaly dil ko Nahin Roka ham ny

Sath dil k chaly dil ko Nahin Roka ham ny
Jo na apna ta usy toot k chaha ham ny
aik dhoky main Kati umar hamari sari
Kia bataon k kis ko paya kis ko koya ham ne

Its A Voice Of Father

Its A Voice Of Father

~*~ umar Bhar Jis Phool Ki Main Ne Parwarish Ki ~*~

~*~ Jab Khushbuu k Qaabil Hua Tou Ghairo'n ko De Dia ~*~

q rkhte ho mera itna khyl k

q rkhte ho mera itna khyl k
ab hr lmha udas rhne ko ji krta hy

q mante ho hr ek bt ko meri k ab
tm ko tmse hi mangne ko ji krta hy

tm jo chalo sth to koi shikwa ni zindgi se
k ab to kanton pe b chalne ko ji krta hy

dr hy k is safar mei tnha na reh jaun
k ab umar bhar tera sth nibhane ko ji krta hy

yeh duniya hai yahan pey yeh

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