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Sardr apni shadi

Sardr apni shadi ki 1st night room main enter hoa tu light chli gai

Sardr g sari rat darwzy pe kharay rhy
Suba dost nay poocha: sunao sardar g raat ksi guzri?

Sardr: ki dasan sari rat bijli udek da rea wan
K bijli aey te light bujha k kundi lavan... ;->

SANTA Film Dekhn

SANTA Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya..

Q
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Kyoki
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us Film Ka Naam Tha.

" HOuSE FuLL "

1st Sardar

1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia

2nd:Wo Q?

1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"

"Wahayat"

Intelligent Santas

Intelligent Santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks

Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?

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Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.

Sardar ka Padosi Ma

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.

Sardar: Lo Batao,

Kitni Lambi umar Hai. :-)

Sardar in Fire Brigade

Sardar in Fire Brigade:

Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.

Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,

Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)

Sardar Friend Se

Sardar Friend Se:

Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.

Friend: Kyon?

Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.

Friend: To Kya Hua??

Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. :-)

Beginnings are scary

Beginnings are scary.
Endings are usually sad,
but it’s the middle
that counts the most.

itna udas shaam ka

itna udas shaam ka manzar kabhi na tha,
sooraj ke sath doob gaya mera dil bhi aaj...

Itni jaldi daman

Itni jaldi daman chhod diya, Itni Jaldi vaada tod diya,Abhi to zindgi ki saanse he baki , aur aapne abhi se yaad karna chhod diya...

Wen Im Dead

Wen Im Dead
ur Tears May Flow,
Bt I Wont Know,
Cry 4 Me Now, Instead..
Wen Im Dead,
ull Send Flowers,
But I Wont See,
Send Dem Now, Instead..
Wen I M Dead,
ull Say Words Of Praise,But I Wont Hear,
Praise Me Now, Instead..
Wen I M Dead,
u Ll 4get My Faults,
But I Wont Know,
4get Dem Now, INSTEAD...!

qareeb maut khari

qareeb maut khari hai zaraa thahar jao
qazaa se aankh lari hai zaraa thahar jao

thaki thaki si fazaayen bujhe bujhe taare
bari udaas ghari hai zaraa thahar jao

nahin ummeed ki ham aaj ki sahar dekhen
ye raat ham pe kari hai zaraa thahar jao

abhi na jao ke taaron kaa dil dharaktaa hai
tamaam raat pari hai zaraa thahar jao

phir is ke baad kabhi ham na tum ko rokenge
labon pe saans ari hai zaraa thahar jao

dam-e-firaaq mein ji bhar ke tum ko dekh to luun
ye faisale kii ghari hai zaraa thahar jao X

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