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A Millionaire

A woman told her friend:"I've made my husband a millionaire."
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Friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ?
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Woman:
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A Billionaire.

Na jaane

Na jaane Q khuwaab bikhar jaaty hein dheere dheere,

Saare log bichar jaaty hain dheere dheere,

Zabt karo to behtar hai,

Warna aansoo zor pakr jaaty hain dheere dheere,

Sab irada kar k sath chalte hain,

Phir raasty badal jaty hain dheere dheere,

Jitne paas hum kisi k hoty hain,

utne faasly barh jaaty hain dheere dheere.

LIFE is 3 "EEE"

Life is 3"EEE"

Yesterday is a Experiance,
Today is Experiment,
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Tomorrow is Expectation.

So use your Experiance in your Experiments to achieve your Expactations.

TV pe Bomb

Ek pathan TV pe bomb rakh k Pakistan ka match dekh raha tha,

Bivi:Ye bomb kis liye rakha hai ?

Pathan:Agr aaj haarey to poori team ko bomb se ura dunga.

Strength

A boy tried to lift a heavy stone but he couldn't move it,

His friend asked him:Are you sure you are using all your strength ?

Boy:Yes,i am.

Friend:No you are not because you haven't asked me to help you.
"I'm your Friend & I'm your Strength"

SARDAR KO MOBILE PE TANG

Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NuMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI uJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "

ETC

Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams...?
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Because it means....
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E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

But our teachers don't understand.

Dil doob sa jata hai

Chup ho kis wajah se humein maloom nahin magar,
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Dil doob sa jata hai jab tum yaad nahi karte agar.

Mohabat Mohabat ki tarha kar k to dekho

Mohabat Mohabat ki tarha kar k to dekho,

Chahat Chahat ki tarha kar k to dekho,

KHuDA bhi mil jayega tumko ek din,

Ibadat Ibadat ki tarha kar k to dekho.

Chiraagh

Dard mein har koi muskra nahi sakta,

Apne dil ki baat sabko bata nahi sakta,

Roshni lene waley kya jaane,

Chiraagh jal to sakta hai par apni takleef bata nahi sakta.

sms kar k tang karta tha

Jiski khatir humne jaan di "Faraz".
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Aaj usi ne Kafan utha kar kaha:"Acha huwa mar gaya saari raat sms kar k pareshan karta tha"

oye ullu k pathhey

Interviewer :
When Is Your Birthday

Sardar :
13th Oct

Interviewer :
Which Year ?

Sardar :
Oye ullu Ke Patte
Every Year

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