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Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain,

Hum Inko Pagal,
Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain,

Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy,

Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.
Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne uske
Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappu Lekin,

Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
uska Baap umpire Tha...
No ball day di... ;->
Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??






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Ab ye tumse accha koun janta he?
6 reasons to prefer GuNS over WOMEN

1.u can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.u can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it

3.ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if u go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP:
u can buy a SILENCER for A GuN! =P ;)
Ae mere "ALLAH"

"HumAyuN Babar" k sarey GuNNAH,
Jo janey anjaney mein huey hyn
unhei''n muaff farma !

uski mushkile''n duur farma !
Aur
Meri dua Qubool farma"AAMEEN"


Shukriya..

Aap log tou dua kro ge nhi
Aise hi DuA krwani paregi Aap logo''n se .. (=
Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.


Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

I Love You. :-)
"R e c e s s i o n"
Is When
A Neighbor Loses His Job ...

"D e p r e s s i o n"
Is When
You Lose Yours ... =P ;)
What is love?

jab teri girlfriend GAS chhode

aur tujhe wo bhi Gulab ki khushbu

jaisi lage to samaj lena

Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...
In uSA Every Year Edison''s Birthday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins.

But Here Due To Over Respect,

We Celebrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours! ;-)
Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu

Std-Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas

ke 3 din select karta Hun
(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,
agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,
aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
peeche chale to zan mured,
aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,
agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,
agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
ghar mein rahe to nakara,
bachon ko dantay to jabir,
na dantay to laperwah,
aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,
na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
.
.
Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...