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Bus chali jhatka laga

Bus chali
jhatka laga
ek sardar ek larki par gira
larki boli:
badtameez,kya kar rahe ho...
Sardar bola: SINDH university se B.COM kar raha hoon.

Do u kno which

Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?

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Give up?

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Wel its,

Zebra-Coz its still in black and white

What will you

What will you call a person jiske birth certificate se date of birth gayab ho jaaye ??

umar Gul

Once bread and butter

Once bread and butter were travelling by plane... plane crash hua...
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa... kyon ???

Because woh Butter FLY thaa..

What do you call

What do you call a soldier''s wife climbing the stairs??
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"Chadti Jawani" !!!

Q: watz da opposite of IIT???.

Q: watz da opposite of IIT???.
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A: u u Coffee!

g/f: meri mummy bhi

g/f: meri mummy bhi tumhe bahut pasand karti hai.
b/f:kuch bhi ho , par mai shadi tum hi se karoonga.

two frn are talking to each other

two frn are talking to each other
1st: kal tumhare pati pipe se apne flat mai ja rahe the.
2nd:haan pairon mai plaster k baad doctor ne unhe seediyan[stairs] chadne se mana kiya hai

people change wd time=P

people change wd time=P
6 weeks, 6 months, 6 years
Dating process :

6 weeks : I love u, I love u, I love u.
6 months : Of course I love u.
6 years : GOD, if I didn''t love u, then why the hell did I propose?

dum guy was

dum guy was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
"Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes!

Flatter me

Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.

why is fire engine red in colour????

why is fire engine red in colour????

ans: bcoz fire engine has ladder,ladder has steps,
steps r foot long n measured by ruler,
ruler can be king or queen, elizabeth was a queen..
elizabeth is also name of ship,ship floats on sea,
fiahes live in sea,fishes have fins,fins r people from finland,
national flag of finland is red ,
so fire engine is red in colour

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