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islamic poetry

TERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr
Ye Meri Nazar ka Qasur Ha!
TERI Rah Guzar Mein Qadam Qadam

Kahin Arsh Hai kahin Toor Ha!
Ye Baja Hai MALIK-E-DO JAHAN
Meri Bandagi Main Qasoor Hai!

Ye khata Hai Meri khata Mger
TERA Naam B To GHAFOOR Hai
Ye Bata TuJH Se Miloon kahan

Mujhe TuJH Se Milna Zaroor Hai!
Kahin Dil ki Shart Na Daalna!
Abhi Dil Gunahon Se Choor Hai

Tu Bakhsh De Mere Sub Gunah!
Teri Zaat Raheem-o-Ghafoor Hai

Best message for Youth

Best Message for Youth:

"Jo eman tujy masjid tak nahi le ja sakta wo tuje jannat tak kaise le jayega?"

Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga.

Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey?

Pathan: Agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga.

Friend: Agar Pass Hue To?

Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)

Pathan Ka Khoobsorat Bacha

Sardar Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:

Bohat Khubsurat Hai.
Kitne Maah Ka Hai?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:

Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. :-)

Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

Sardar: Q?

Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main

Jaag Raha Hun.

Truth!

?"HuRT me with TRuTH...BuT....Never satisfy Me with a LiE"............

wish(Dua)

When ALLAH gives us ‘NO’ for an answer Keep in mind that there is a much great...er ‘YES’ behind it. His ‘NO’ is not a ‘REJECTION’, But a ‘REDIRECTION’ ?

Naqli Note

Ek Pathan naqli note lekar Surf Excel lene gaya.

Dukandar:Is note mein Quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai.

Pathan:O yara meli pari hai us k liye to surf lene aaya hun.

PTCL waly

Pathan to Police:ujhe phone pe Qatal ki dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain.

Police:Kon hai wo ?

Pathan:
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PTCL waly kehte hain bill nahi bhara to kaat dengy.

sardar

Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?

Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh

Hot coffee Rs.15

Cold coffee.45:-

pathan

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya

aur

wahan se neche phaink diya.

police

(Pak traffic police)

Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?

Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.

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