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shaadi

Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...

Dulhan:
Sharma k...
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)

zaher

Husband biwi se Phone par:

"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"

Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"

Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.

2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...

Pathan to another Pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...?

2nd Pathan: Aisa nahi hoga Qk maine kal Washing Machine khareeda hai us pe 2014 tak ka Gaurantee hai.

Abi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?

Pathan:Yara abhi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?

Dost: Khaansi to band hogaya hai par saans ruk ruk k aa raha hai.

Pathan:Koi baat nahi ALLAH karega wo bhi jaldi band hojayega.

WAPDA

WAPDA walon ka kehna hai k sirf June tak hi awam ko loadshedding ki takleef bardashat karni hogi
Qk
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uske baad to aadat ho jayegi.

true lovers are upper lower eyelids

True Lovers
Are Like upper & Lower Eyelids!

They Often Meet
Because They Miss Each Other
...n
When They Meet,
They Don't See The World Around...!!

middle class boy asks his high class girlfriend

~*~ Beauty Of L()\/E ~*~

A Middle Class Boy Asks
His High Class Girlfriend. . .
"If I Go Very Poor, Will You
...Expect Me...???"

Girl Hugs Him N Says:
I M Always With You...

Boy: If A Very Rich Boy Proposes
You ? ?

Girl Kissed The Boy
N Says:
"I M Sure That Would B You..." ? ?

dua umr k aahista chalay

Aae umr-E-Rawaan Aahsta Chal
Abhi Khasa Karz Chukana Hae,

Kuch Khuwaab Hain Jin Ko Likhna Hae,
Aur Tabeer Ki Surat Deni Hae,

Kuch Log Hain ujrey Dil Waley,
Jinhain Apni Muhabbat Deni Hai,

Kuch Phool Hae Jin Ko Chunna Hae Aur Haar Ki Surat Deni Hae,

Kuch Apni Neendain Baaqi Hain,
Jinhain Bantna Hai Kuch Logo Mae,:Aur un Ko Rahat Deni Hae,

:Aae umr-E-Rawan Aahista Chal,

Abhi Khaasa Karz Chukana Hae....!!!!

to achieve something

To Achieve Something We've To Cross 3 Stages...

1. Insult...

2. Opposition...
...
3. Acceptance...

Fools Stop At The 1st..

Losers Stop At The 2nd..

WINNERS Cross The 3rd...

bikhartey maine dekha hai

Mohabbat Ki Haseen Rahon Mein Aksar Mene Dekha Hai

Jo Sathi Sath Chalte They, Bichhartey Maine Dekha Hai,

Sajaatey They Barey Hi Shoq Se Khayalon Ki Haseen Duniya,

Bohat Choti Si Baaton Pe ujartey Maine Dekha Hai,

Jo Kehte Thaay K Ik Pal Bin Tere Hum Reh Na Payenge,

Saamna Ab Ho To Chup Chap Guzartey Maine Dekha Hai,

Jo Kehte Thaay Tera Rishta Zamane Bhar Se Afzal Hai

unhi Rishton Ko Pal Bhar Mein Bikhartey Maine Dekha Hai.

woh aksar mujhse kehta hai k

Woh Aksar Mujhse Kehta Hai K,

Tum Be-hadd Shor Machati Ho,

Jab Pyaar Se Mujhe Bulao Gey,

Tab Dorr K Mein To Aaon Gi

Tab Paayal Meri Chankay Gi,

Paayal Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!

Jab Meri Kalaai Pakro Gey,

Tab Choori Meri Khankay Gi,

Jab Choori Meri Khankay Gi,

Choori Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!

Jab Aankh Teri Dumkay Gi,

Jab Jazbay Shoor Machein Gey,

Jazboon Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Gee!

Mere Jhumkay Se Jab Tum Kheelo Gey,

Wo Gaal Ko Meri Choomain Gey,

Bey Chain Se Tum Ho Jaoo Gey

Ik Lehar uthay Gi Seenay Mein!

us Lehar Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!

Wo Aksar Mujhse Kehta Hai

Tum Bey Hadd Shoor Machati Ho!

you will never trust

If You Can't
F o r g e t
Your 'EX'
You Will Never
T r u s t
Your 'NEXT' . . . ;)

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