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BHATIJA ho GA


Sale Dost pe Shak KArta HA :D
Ager Duniya Ko Kuch Kar Ke Dekhna HAi Tu Sunooo Meri Baat ...... Hathi Ke upar ulta Khara Ho KAr Photo Khihwao ab Photo Ko ulta KAr Ke Duniya Ko Dikhayooo ...
Pathan Ko CHirag Milla


Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao

Pathan

1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo

2 : us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho

3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo :D :D
Aik din hum un k ghar gaye...


wo soye hoye the....


Aik din wo hamare ghar aaye...


hum soye hoye the...


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''''JaisA kaRo gE wAisa bhAro gE..''''
Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

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uff Toba..! ! !
Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!!
Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

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uff Toba..! ! !
Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!!
Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STuDENT: A Heart Attack....
A young frog goes 2 palmist 2 know his future...
Palmist: u wil meet a young prety girl, who wants 2 know evrythng abt u...!
Frog: Gr8! Whn n whr...?
Palmist: next year in bio lab..........
2 bachon ki baywa maa chothi dafa shadi kar rahe thee,
theek nikah k waqt dosra bacha ronay laga,
maa boli:"chup ho jao warna agli dafa sath nahi laon gi".......
A simple bye make us cry,

A simple joke make us laugh,,

Simple care make us fall in love.

I hope my simple SMS make u think of me...!!!
Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,

Har Raasty Par Intezar Nahi Hota,

Yun To or Log Bhi Aap Ko sms Kerte Hain Lekin,

Har sms Hamare Jaisa Shandar Nahi Hota.....
Lage Raho
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Lage Raho
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Koi Kuch Nahi Kahe ga
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Aur Kahe Ga Bhi Tou Kaunsa Farq Pare Ga.....
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Lage Raho
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Besharmo''n ki Terha Sms Receive Kerne Main....... ;->