shit SMS Messages24 messages

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

&

3rd floor:- shit i m banta
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

&

3rd floor:- shit i m banta
Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse

Poor girls
My Money

Rich Girls
My Debit card

Beautiful Girls
O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi
Democratic Difference B/w USA & PAKISTAN ...

IN USA .. U can Kiss at public Places but can''t shit .

In PAKISTAN .. U can shit in public places but can''t kiss . :)
Sardar 1:yar yeh joray
kahan bantay hain?


Sardar 2:Aasman par


Pehla:Abay shit yar


Doosra:kia hua?


Pehla:main tou darzi ko
day aata...-'';>
Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than... OHMYGODYESNOOSshitYESDEEPER-YESGODNOPLEASENOshitYESOH- shitFU*KNOYESYESYESshitOH
Ek Bacha Doosre Se:

Yaar Mere Abbu Ka Intikaal Ho Gaya

Doosra Bacha :

shit Yaar
China Ki Cheezo''n Main Ye Hi
Masla Hai ;->
Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .


Mom Tumhari Submit. . .

Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" shit"
Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .


Mom Tumhari Submit. . .

Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" shit"
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola


LIGHT AARAHI HAI?

Nurse: No




Bacha Bola:
Oh shit








































PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->

Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .


Mom Tumhari Submit. . .

Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" shit"

Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola


LIGHT AARAHI HAI?

Nurse: No




Bacha Bola:
Oh shit








































PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->