shit SMS Messages24 messages

Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.
Mene dil se pucha:
Mujhe rat bhr neend q nahi ati?
Mere dil ne kaha

Dramy baz ,Tu dopehr ko jo so jata ha
<('.')Oh shit
(0)>
/"\ Me samja pyar ho gaya hai mujhe,,;,
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
''love'' is a bird you hold tightly ,it dies......

if you hold lightly,it flies............

you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand......


uhhh........


soo..........


forgot love




and



better flirt.............
LiVe uP, dRinK IT doWn,

aVoid ThE bULLshit aNd neVeR haVe RegReTs

coZ aT oNe PoiNT eVeRYThiNg

Was ThE WaY u WaNTEd IT To bE LiKe
... MaX iNsUlTz ...

* I''d Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!

* The World Is A lot
Mind & Matter
I Don''t Mind & You
Don''t Matter ... !!

* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common ... !!

* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!


And Now


If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand






And





Place It Over Your
Mouth ...

Because

I m Allergic To Bullshit
Teacher: isko english man translate kro

"Saima ny kpry pehen lye hyn"


boys: "Oh! shit we are late" :->
A GREAT LESSON FOR ALL

A little was flying in winter, it froze and fell to ground.
A cow came dropped some dung on it.
Bird began to realise how warm it was and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird and dug him out and ate him.
LESSONS:
#Not everyone who drops shit on is your enemy.
#Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
#When you are in deep shit keep your mouth shut.
Thought Of D Day

Never Hold Ur Farts In.

Dey Travel Up

Ur Spine,

In 2 Ur Brain

N Thats Where U

Get shitty Ideas

From!

So Blast 2 GLORY!
simat te paya
ek nai umang mein har baar meri aankhon ne kshitij mein sama rahe

sooraj ko nihara.........par phir subhe ki laalima mein palkon ko

bheega hua paya
shaamon-sehar bas tanhai..........aur har lamha isi soch mein beeta
is duniya ko main samajh nahi payi ya is bhari duniya mein koi

..............mujhe samajh nai paya?
When I was born
Devil said…Oh shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said …
Oh shit!!!!Competition…!!!


3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p