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SHIDAT-E-DARD SAY sharmINDA NAHI MERI WAFA
JIN SAY RISHTAY GEHRAY HON WO ZAKHAM BHI GEHRAY DAITE HAIN
Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...

Dulhan:
sharma k...
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)
Nokrani:Saahib,aapke kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha.

Saahib:Tujhe kaise pata chala k wo mera khas dost hai ?

Nokrani:(sharmaaty huwe) puch raha tha Kameena ghar pe hai ?
Girl: Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye ho....
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Pathan: (sharmaaty huwe) Kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.
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Ye Lo Eid Ka Suit Meri Taraf Se.
Mehngai Bohat Hai.

Shalwar Agli Eid Pe Bhej Donga.

Ab Thanks Bol Kar sharminda Mat Karna, Tu Jigar Hai Apna.
Hitler Bhi sharmata Hay,
Hitler Bhi sharmata Hay,
Jab Naam Musharaf Ka Atta Hay...
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Genay Do Musharf
Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay






Musharaf Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya
kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena...
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati...
kabhi khu bhi sms kya kero....
Ab t0 iqrAr kEr Lo,



Or nA tArpAo..



Ab t0 bAtA d0..



Or nA sharmAo..



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Tum mUjh sE..



mUjh sE..



mUjh sE..




Bhi ZiAdA KaNjUs h0.. :P
Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:
Lag Raporta Ka "Chishman" sharmega Ma,
Ma Ta Owaya "Janan" sharmega Ma,

Ma Da Tola Dunya "prekhwa" Sta Da Para,
Os De Larey Ka "Zulfan" sharmega Ma,

Charta Khyal Ke De "Raghaly" Yam Ka Na Yam,
Rata Owaya Pa "Ieman" sharmega Ma,

Ka De Shak Zama Pa "Meena" Wi No Khair Dy,
Pa Ma Okra "Imtihan" sharmega Ma.
Tussi itrande v bohat ho
Tussi sharmande v bohat ho
Dill te kerda tanu dinner kerva dawan
Per ki karan Tussi khande v bohat ho