sharabi SMS Messages29 messages

hum na samjhe nazroon ki taqaza kya hai... kabhi jalwa kabhi parda ye tamasha kya hai... mujh ko madhosh sa ker rakhi hai tere aankhon ne ... warna ae saaqi tere mah khane mien rakha kye hai.... dehk laila tere majnoo ka kaleja kya hai... khak mien mil k kehta hai k bigra kya hai... ye surahi sa badan le k mare samne na aa.... main sharabi hoon sharabi ka bharosa he kya hai....
sharabi eyes donate karne gaya . counter clark asked : kuch kehna chathay ho ??

sharabi: Jisay lagao osay bata dana ye 2 peg k baad khulti hain!!
sharabi ne Doctor se puchha-Aap meri sharab chuurva sakte ho? Doctor-Han kyun nahi. sharabi-Toh Punjab Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pls chuurva do na.
sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.

Wife Opens d Door.

sharabi asks Who r u?

Wife:How dare U 4get Ur Wife?

He answer:Nasha har Gamko bhula deta hai.. ;->
sharabi Knocks The Door Of His Home


Wife Opens The Door


sharabi Asks : Who Are U


Wife : How Dare U 4get Ur Wife


sharabi : Sharab Har Gham Bhula Deti Hai ;->
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
yeah teri nazar ka kaso0or hain k sharab peena sikha diya.......
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
yeah teri nazar ka kaso0or hain k sharab peena sikha diya.......
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....

tere pyar ne Teri cha ne,.....
teri bheki bheki nighaa ne........mujhe 1 sharabi bana diya....
EK sharabi apni eyes
donate krne gaya
After operation,

Dr asks: Kuch kehna
chahte ho?

sharabi:Jisko b ankhen
lagao Use bata dena ye
2pag pene k bad khulti
hen ......->
Ek Shrabi Bus Men Sawar Hua To Seat Pr Bethay Molvi Ne Kaha:
Tum Jahanum K Rasty Pe Ja Rahy Ho
sharabi Chillaya:
Roko Roko Men Ghalat Bus Men Baith Gaya ;->
Ek sharabi 3r Flor
Sy Neechy Gir Gaya

Log Us k Ird-Gird
Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
Bhai ?

Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
Main Bhi Abhi Neechy
Aaya Hon ;->
Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)
1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho

2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)
Ek Bahut Barrey sharabi ki
Car k Peeche Likha Tha:

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Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano

Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain. :-)