sharab SMS Messages75 messages

Main tod leta agar wo GULAB hoti,Main jawab banta agar wo SAWALhoti,Sab jante hai main nasha nahi karta phir bhi pi leta agar wo sharab hoti
Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."
Bhoolne ki Adat Hai

Chalo Ishq nahi, Chaahne ki Adat hai
Kya karein ke Hamein Dusre ki Adat hai
Tu apne Sheesha-Gari ka na kar Hunar Zyada
Main Aaina hoon, Mujhe Tootne ki Adat hai
Wisal mein bhi wohi Faasle sharab ke hain
Ke Usko Neend, Mujh ko Rat-Jagne ki Adat hai
Tera Naseeb hai Ae Dil Sada ki Mehroomi
Na Wo Saki hai, na Tujhe Maangne ki Adat hai
Ye Khud Aa Jati kab tak
Tu bhi usse na kar Yaad, Jise Bhoolne ki Adat hai.
yadon mein kabhee aap bhi khoyae hongae,
khulee ankon se kabhee aap bhi soyae hongae,
mana hasna hai aadath gum chupanae ki,
par haste-haste kabhee aap bhi royae hongae!!!

dard kafi hai bekudhe ke liye,
maut zaroori hai zindagi ke liye,
kaun marta hai kisi ke liyae
hum to zinda hai sirf aap jaise dosto ke liye!!

faslae mita kar aapas mein pyar rakhnaa
dosti ka yeh ristha humesha yun hi barkaraar rakhna
bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum
anakho mein humesha humara intezaar rakhna!!

ek pathar kafi hai sisha thodnae ke liye
ek baath kafi hai dil thodnae ke liye
aur ek dost kafi hai zindagi jee lene ke liye!!

kuch nasha apki baton ka hai,
kuch nasha dheemi barsat ka hai,
hamne aap yunhi sharabi math kahiyae
yeh dil par asar apkae mulaqat ka hai!!
Ma pa khwago khwago qiso oda ka.
Nan me pa dero dalaso uda ka.

Ro pa maza maza jute rakawa.
Ma pa lalo lalo lalo uda ka.

Imdada sar pa spino licho kigda,
Sawe fikrona pa kamso oda ka.

sharab da mene ra da shonodo pa jam,
Lag kho me nan pa de nasho oda ka.
Za sharabi Na Yam
Na Me sharab Skali Di,

Starge Me Che Sre Di
Daa Me Ta Pasay Jarali Di.
Owi tery wargi si jidy nal dill main lagaya,
Te d ill de ke chain guwaya,
Gurr nal ishk mitha O ho,
Ni g urr naly iskh mitha Aay hiyy,
Aar ya Par !aj di rat faisla main karna,
Tery Pichy soniyy main khuwaar,
Par a j d i rat sab kuj saf saf,
Tenu dasna jhoot bolna nai sajna,
Sady dowan di vich koi galat fehmi rayyy na,
Haan main sharabi! par tery pichy chad daan sharab bhang,
Oda koi nai Ilaj Haan mainu yaran nal sarkan te piran da shok,
hmmmmmmmmmmmm Oda wi koi nai Ilaj,
Tera rang tera roop Naliy dill nu balan dia galan teri khob,
Jadon tery nall howan main araam nal sowan,
par ek gall khaway ! main wekhan tery wal,
Par yaad mainu hor Aawyyy,
Owi tery wargi si jidy nal dill main lagaya !!!

1:, Eik Din K Leiy P.M Of P@Kistan Bane To Kya Karo Ghy?
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2:,1 Din K Leiy Jannt Mley To Kis K Sath Selibarit Karna Chaho Ghy ?
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3:,Dil Aur Demaag Main Mutazad Ho To Kis Ko Mano Ghy ?
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4:,1 Raat K Leiy Agar sharab , Shabab Aur Kabab Main Se 1 Ko Chunna Ho To Kis Ko Chuno Ghy?
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5:,Khud Se B Zeyada Jis Par Barosa Ho Wahi Dhoka De Jaie To Kya Kar Ghy ?
Ans:Reply Me Must.
Santa- Yaar!

A Auratein sharab

Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?


Banta- Islye Ki,

sharab Pine Ke

Baad Chuhe Jaisa

Pati Bhi Sher

Ho Jata Hai.
Santa sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje
SHRAAP Deta Hu

Santa-Rukiye
Maharaj
Me Glass
Leke Ata hoon
KABHI SHABNAM TO KABHI SHABAB LAGTI HAI
TERI HANSI EK KHILTA GULAB LAGTI HAI
MAI PIYUN YA NA SAHI
LADKHADA KAR CHALTA HOON
KYONKI TERI GALI KI HAWA BHI
AB sharab LAGTI HAI................
KABHI SHABNAM TO KABHI SHABAB LAGTI HAI
TERI HANSI EK KHILTA GULAB LAGTI HAI
MAI PIYUN YA NA SAHI
LADKHADA KAR CHALTA HOON
KYONKI TERI GALI KI HAWA BHI
AB sharab LAGTI HAI................