sharab SMS Messages75 messages

Sharab ek bimari hai

sharab ek bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai aao milkar
is bimari ko khatm Karen ek botal tum khatam karo ek botal hum khatam

teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?

teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?

bachay:nhi peean gay..

teacher:lerkion ka peecha nhi karo gay aur na hi unhain chero gay?

bachay:nhi karain gay...

teacher:is watan k liye apni zindagi qurban karo gay???

bachay:ker dain gay aise zindagi ka aur kerna b kia hay....

Sharabi ne Doctor

sharabi ne Doctor se puchha-Aap meri sharab chuurva sakte ho? Doctor-Han kyun nahi. sharabi-Toh Punjab Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pls chuurva do na.

Mosam shabab ka,

Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."

Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.

sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.

Wife Opens d Door.

sharabi asks Who r u?

Wife:How dare U 4get Ur Wife?

He answer:Nasha har Gamko bhula deta hai.. ;->

Sharabi Knocks The Door Of His Hom

sharabi Knocks The Door Of His Home

Wife Opens The Door

sharabi Asks : Who Are U

Wife : How Dare U 4get Ur Wife

sharabi : sharab Har Gham Bhula Deti Hai ;->

yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....

yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
yeah teri nazar ka kaso0or hain k sharab peena sikha diya.......
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
yeah teri nazar ka kaso0or hain k sharab peena sikha diya.......
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....

tere pyar ne Teri cha ne,.....
teri bheki bheki nighaa ne........mujhe 1 sharabi bana diya....

EK sharabi apni eyes

EK sharabi apni eyes
donate krne gaya
After operation,

Dr asks: Kuch kehna
chahte ho?

sharabi:Jisko b ankhen
lagao Use bata dena ye
2pag pene k bad khulti
hen ......->

Agar Bruce Lee Galiyo''n Main Sharab Pee

Agar Bruce Lee Galiyo''n Main sharab Pee
Ker Ghoomta Tou Log Usay Kia Kehte ????

MAWA LEE ... ;->

Ek Shrabi Bus Men

Ek Shrabi Bus Men Sawar Hua To Seat Pr Bethay Molvi Ne Kaha:
Tum Jahanum K Rasty Pe Ja Rahy Ho
sharabi Chillaya:
Roko Roko Men Ghalat Bus Men Baith Gaya ;->

Raks Kerti Hy Gardish-e-Dauran

Raks Kerti Hy
Gardish-e-Dauran

Dar Khuley Hyn
sharab Khano''n K

Chai Peeney Ko Ab
Kahan Jaye''n

Band Hotel Huey
Pathano''n k ... ;->

Raks Kerti Hy

Raks Kerti Hy
Gardish-e-Dauran

Dar Khuley Hyn
sharab Khano''n K

Chai Peeney Ko Ab
Kahan Jaye''n

Band Hotel Huey
Pathano''n k ... ;->

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