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Pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai...
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr- Suba 8 bje
Zohr- Sepeher 4 bje
Asr- sham 7 bje
Maghrib- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha- Raat 1 bje
Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai
sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:
Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..
Height of shame :


A girl with her face covered on a bus stop

A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??

Girl replies
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Papa mein hoon.


Computer Is shameless
Why?



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B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But




No
Underwear..?

Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..

REEMA over load hogae,

SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,

Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,

Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,

MEERA pr sawar ho jao,

SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,

NIRMA thuk gae,

REsham ko loot lya gaya,

BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,

NIGHAT pr pathrao,

Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->


Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!


Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->


Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->


Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.
Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?
Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->

Sardion Ki sham Thi Usne mere Hath Pe Hath Rakha to me Garam tha
usne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai
Mai Ne Hans Kr Kaha.

"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"

Pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai...
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr- Suba 8 bje
Zohr- Sepeher 4 bje
Asr- sham 7 bje
Maghrib- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha- Raat 1 bje


Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai
sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:
Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..