secret SMS Messages73 messages

A Dog Will Not Hurt U,

If U Beat It Wth A Bone..

So Use D Right Weapon

2 Handle People.

Tats D secret Of Winning.
If you reveal your secrets to the wind,

you should not blame

the wind for revealing

them to the trees

~Khalil Gibran
The secret of health 4
both ''Mind n Body'' is
not 2 ''Mourn'' 4 d past,
not 2 ''Worry'' abt
future, but 2 live d
present moment
''Wisely n Earnestly''

Gud A.M
One Of The secrets Of A Long & Fruitful Life Is

To Forgive Everybody , Everything

Every Night Before Going To Bed ... =)

Good Night

n

Sweet Dreamz
I Want to Tell U Something
But It''s secret
Plz Don''t Tell Any One
I''m Sharing Wid U Only
But U Have To Wait For 5 Seconds


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It''s RaMaZaN Now.../ ;->


Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
''A Very Sexy secretary To Boss:

Rote Howay

Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?

Boss: Nahi To!

secretary: Tu Phir Sir Aap Ne Kamre Se Sofa Q Hatwa Dia''
What Is difference Between secretary and personal seceretary??
secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir
What Is difference Between secretary and personal seceretary??
secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir
This is "Top secret"
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And
This is Bottom secret ;->
The secret Of Staying Young





Is To







Live Honestly. . .





Eat Slowly. . .



&





Lie About Your Age. . . ;->
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.