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Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,

kyou k....?

GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.
Aap



aChey



Sachey


pYarey


ImaNdaR


samajhdar



AqalmAnD



ShareeF



Logoon sey
dur rehain!!

Warna woh
bhi "biggar" jaen gey
Teacher: Humien Garibon k Saath Pyar se Paish Aana Chahiye.
Boy: Acha Ab samajh me Aaya.
Teacher: Kya?
Boy: Yehi k Papa Aksar Maasi ko Galay Kyun Lagatay hain.
AAJ
MERi
SiM
Ki
BiRTHDAY
HAi.
AAP
CHAHAIN
TO
GiFT
samaj KAR
ISME
100 Rs.
KA
BALANCE
DALWA
SAKTE
HO
ALLAH
NY
CHAHA
TO
AGLY
MAH
MOBiLE Ki B Birth''DAY MNAAIN GY
"Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo"



Agr Phir Bhi samaj Na Aaye To
Film ''Ghajini'' or ''Tere naam'' dekh lo.
I LOVE YOU

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Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na

ßas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha

Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya samajhtey Hain.
Na Mujhe Kisi Ka DIL Chahiye


Na Mujhe Kisi DARD Ki Talash Hai


Mere Phone Ko Jo Apna samajh Kar BALANCE Dalwaye

Muje To Us dost Ki Talash Hai..
9876543210

Ye

Mera

Naya

Number

Mat samaj Lena, mamu Ye To 0 Se 9 Tak Ulti Ginti Likhi He!
Aj
Meri
Sim
Ka
Birthday
Hai.
Ap
Chahein
To
Gift
samajh
kar
is
mai
100 Rs
Ka
Balance
Dalwa
Sakte
Hain
ALLAH
Ne
chaha
To
Aglay
Maheene
Phir "Birth Day"
Manain gay
Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.
''Jaise TSUNAMI ko samajH NA musquil hai,CYCLONE ko DEKH NA musquil hai,BHOOKAMP mein REHNA musquil hai,............ LAGTA hai waise hi AAP KA EK SMS paana musquil haii............''