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Hockey oR Cricket Mai faraK ?

hockey aur cricket me kya fark hy ???

Hockey main Pakistan 1 ghantay main zalil hota hai

Jab ke

Cricket main 9 ghantay lag jate hain…

A dirty msg

A dirty msg

1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha

1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glass vomating shake le aao

But hath safeguard se dho laina plz

Chohai Bille Ka Pyar?????

1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
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Very simple

Billo rani…

Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.

KfC Price.....

KFC New Prices.

Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50

Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.

Dunya GolL Hay!!!!

chooha Billi se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee se Darta Hai

Aadmee
Biwi se Darta Hai

Or
Biwi Choohay se Dartee Hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!

bhekari ke bhe?

Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.

funny

Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?

Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena

adat se hay

Ap lovely ho -94%

Ap Cute ho -95%

Ap sweet ho -96%

Ap Beautiful ho -97%

Ap stylish ho -98%

Ap Attractive ho -99%

or

Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.

Kya karOn Adat se hay!

Wrong number

Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

sorry Wrong Number..

INSAN KO BEMAR KAR DENAY WALI CHEZAYN

Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez
"apno ki judai hy"
so
Plz
Roz 1,2 sms kr dia kro"

FUNNY

Dr. To Patient's Friend:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Tou
Hum Isey Bacha Lete. . .
Patient's Friend:
Abay,15 Min Pehle Tou Accident
Hua Hy . .

sorry

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Hello, How R U?
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FINE..!
R U bored from MY sMs!

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FINE..!

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