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girls are selfish

Classic example to prove " Girls r selfish"
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When i was child,many Girls wanted to kiss me.
I Allowed
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Now i want to kiss many Girls ,but no one Allows!!:p

commerce ki larki

Ek Commerce ki Larki gaali kese de gi?

salay Bounced Cheque.

Zameen pe Liability.

Pedaishi Bad Debit.

Insolvent Aadmi Itna maarongi k teri Balance sheet bhi Telly nahi hogi.

ferrari ki sawari

Boy : Wts ur name?
Girl : Q btaon main tmhe nhi janti
Boy : Na btao main kon sa tumhe apni ferrari me btha rha hun
Girl : shazia B.Com part-1, wo samne wali gali me teesre makan me rhti hun mjhay red color pasand he khanay me biryani pasand he....

bill dadi dain gi

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
shopkeeper: sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi

nafsiati tha

shakespeare said:
"Grome Thecanx nimtejat peradege. Tinta reamy pejage."
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samajh Aaya Kuch?
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Nahi Na?
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Ulti seedhi Baaten He Karta Tha...
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Nafsiyati Tha salaa...

movie names

Agar English Movies Pakistani Produce karte to un ke nam Khch youn Hotae
1. Cliff Hanger: Latakda Gujjar
2. superman: Udan aala Gujjar
3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar
3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar
4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam
5. spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar
6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat..

miss call thi

Ek kanjoos k ghar aag lag gai
Wo apne ghar ko bacha na saka
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Kyun k wo sari raat fire brigade walo ko....
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Miss call hi karta raha ..!!

kanjoos hajji

1 kanjoos Hajj par gaya or zor zor
se DUA mangne lga
"YA ALLAH MERE sARE GUNNAH
MAAF KARDE WARNA MERA
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2 Lakh Wapas kar de..."

khush naseeb

Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain..
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Un Dono mai se kis k sath shadi hogi??
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Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??
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Peer: Pehle se shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...

secret of living happily

The secret of a happy married life...
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Oye,

hoye,

sadqe jaun

shadi hui ni or secret janne ki itni bechaini??

Gud Morning

Life is too short to wake up
in the morning with regrets.
so love the people who treat you right
and
forget about the ones who don't.

Good Morning

Value

"Coins Always Make sound"
But The Currency Notes Are Always silent!
so When Your Value Increases
Keep Yourself Calm & silent

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