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Educate your children

Dont educate your children to be rich.educate them to be happy.so when they grow up, they will know the value of ,things,not the price.

Sardar and his wife

sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
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sardar:ok, we should next year !

Sardar was painting

sardar was painting his room
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Us ne Chat ko paint karkay
Diwaron par likha
"sAME As ABOVE"

Sardar ankhain band karky

sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
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Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
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sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon

Sardar darakht pe

sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
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Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
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sardar: sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye

Sardar to Son

sardar to son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
son: sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela

sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
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sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"

Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
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sardar student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath

Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath
Chara…

Conducter:itna badsoorat bacha aj tek
nahi Dakha.

African ko bohet Gussa aya…

sardar:kya hua??

African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he…

sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu..
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Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.

Kisi ka Dil na dukhao

Kisi ko chorne ya dil dukhane se pehly ye soch lena chahye k agr is ki jaga me hota to mera kia hota

Main Pyaar Ka Mufti

Main Pyaar Ka Mufti To Nhi Hoon Per, Mera Fatwa Hai Yeh...!!
Ghalib..
Jo Chhorr De Raahon Mein, Wo Kaafir se Bhi Bad'tar Hai...!!

Zindagi ki raahon pay bohat sy yaar milein ge,

Zindagi ki raahon pay bohat sy yaar milein ge,

Hum keya hum say b ache hzaar milein ge,

In achon me hmein na bhool jana,

Hm konsa tumhein hr bar milein ge

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